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[therealUT]

I hit Andy Kelly late and got 15 yrds for ruffing the passer.

Nice.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nice.

They were kicking the shat out of us and I was frustrated.

 

[therealUT]

They were kicking the shat out of us and I was frustrated.

I would have hit Sproles late if I could have...quickest, most slippery running back ever.

 

[Souce]

I once saw a black guy driving a Uhaul truck almost run over a couple gas pumps at the gas station. He hit the curb and bounced about 2 feet off the ground. He may or may not have been Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[blupotato]

I once saw a black guy driving a Uhaul truck almost run over a couple gas pumps at the gas station. He hit the curb and bounced about 2 feet off the ground. He may or may not have been Samuel L. Jackson.

prolly drinking malt likker

 

[Souce]

Colt 45

 

[Souce]

I once had a very brief conversation with Lee Greenwood. God Bless the USA!

 

[Spartacavolus]

I was touring with a soccer team and we crashed into the Andes. I ate raw ass for 40 days and still can't eat pulled pork or brisket

 

[HOAV]

Was a roadie for Metallica. Buncha ***holes

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Fkna

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Spike Lee once called me the devil.

 

[Slydell]

Isshin-Ryu masters?
Never trained in that style.
Do you?

A little. Harold was a friend and Cas was my cousin. So, got trapped for awhile in my younger days.

 

[Souce]

I know Sly.

 

[Slydell]

I know Sly.

Winner.

 

[Souce]

Boom!

 

[mcompton]

I did a Rodney Dangerfield impression to his face while intoxicated at a bar on Beale Street in 1981. He was not amused.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

why would someone post something that wasnt true? What would be the point in that?

My Swedish-Korean friends and I say this all the time, too.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I got thrown out of Graceland during the candlelight vigil for being "irreverent".

 

[Orangeslice13]

My cousin Todd (RIP) once told William Shatner "Damnit Jim, I'm your bartender not your waiter" when asked for a glass of water.

 

[Spartacavolus]

My Swedish-Korean friends and I say this all the time, too.

Sven Su speaks again

 

[rockytop114]

Boom!

epic Boom!















\that deserved a boom and a bigger one too hahah

 

[rockytop114]

I know Sly

 

[Souce]

114, can I get a shout out plz?

 

[Slydell]

I know Sly

Now, 114 moves up the pole of importance. An astute interpreter of things uncertain and unseen.

 

[SDV]

I waited on Alice Cooper once at Ruby Tuesday at Cool Springs. Super nice guy