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#77
#77
Dropped a bench press bar on my mouth and crushed my upper teeth when I was 13. Everybody was running away and I was yelling "sthit! Sthit! My teef. My teef!

True story, ftr. Only friend that helped was a dentist's son. He helped me put the pieces in my mouth for some reason and he drove me to his dads office.
 
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#79
#79
Was at Loser's on the strip (don't know what it is now) and the band that was playing stopped for a minute. When they started back up, they were playing Drift Away by Uncle Kracker. I'm sitting at the back of the bar and say to the people I'm with "damn, that is an almost perfect cover by the singer, sounds just like him." We walk to the front of the bar to check it out and it was actually Uncle Kracker. He was in gym shorts and a short sleeve button down drinking a bud light. His band had parked their bus outside, came in and played the one song, and left.
 
#83
#83
I took a leak in a bar bathroom right next to John Mayall and talked about his fame and legendary musicians he's worked with. Sat underneath B B Kings piano for an entire set at a black night club. Got within about twenty feet of Janis Joplin at a Kool Jazz concert. She was loaded purty good. Boom shaka laka!
 
#85
#85
Was driving down the interstate and a car passed me and the dude had a beard that went down to his lap. Yep, it was Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top.
 
#86
#86
Spartacavolus said:
Dropped a bench press bar on my mouth and crushed my upper teeth when I was 13. Everybody was running away and I was yelling "sthit! Sthit! My teef. My teef!

True story, ftr. Only friend that helped was a dentist's son. He helped me put the pieces in my mouth for some reason and he drove me to his dads office.
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Saves the nerve endings in the event the tooth can be reintroduced to repair the tooth. Inside ur own mouth, a glass of milk, or saline solutinb
 
#88
#88
Went to a few Padres games and sat in his seats with Dave Winfield
 
#92
#92
My son will be guarding joey Kent's son in the last game of the year next week. I think it will be for 3rd place in an 18 team league.

My son won't score, but his won't either. Take the under 30.
 
#93
#93
I was driving down The interstate and bought got hit by a pervert that was fapping it to this couple that was gettin da business on the side of the road doggie style
 
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