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#51
#51
I did play golf the other day with the dude who plays the mayor on the Nashville show. Not a bad golfer. USC fan but hates kiffin. He was a single and joined the group.
 
#54
#54
Ate 24 Fla vor ice popsicles in 45 minutes.
Finished off a box of cold thin mint girl scout cookies in one sitting.
 
#60
#60
I was cruising along on I-40 one day. I was going about 75mph. A black Caddy blew by me like I was sitting still. I decided to catch up with it, you know, strength in numbers speeding. As is courtesy, we took turns leading to share the risk of a ticket. During one pass, I looked over to get a glimpse of the driver. Guess who it was..Yep..

Marty Stuart.

Boom!
 
#61
#61
I got to meet the President once because I was picked as an All American. I drank so many Dr. Pepper's while I was there that I had too pee real bad. I slipped up and told the President about my need to empty my bladder.
 
#63
#63
I was driving on 40 near mason tn and saw a truck pulled over on the right. Dude had evidently decided it was time and had a lady bent over. I guess he thought the open car door blocked the view, or it was a bucket list deal.
 
#71
#71
Spartacavolus said:
I was driving on 40 near mason tn and saw a truck pulled over on the right. Dude had evidently decided it was time and had a lady bent over. I guess he thought the open car door blocked the view, or it was a bucket list deal.
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On the freaking interstate? Allsome. Was she leaned over on the front seat with her feet on the ground while bro was giving her Gus's chicken?
 
#72
#72
Hobock said:
On the freaking interstate? Allsome. Was she leaned over on the front seat with her feet on the ground while bro was giving her Gus's chicken?
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You got it. And he was moving like he had a 10 second time limit. This was in the days of no cell phone cameras. I think he saw a not busy interstate opportunity and took it.
 
#75
#75
Watched Junior Seau threaten to kick half of a bars ass in the gas lamp district of SD one night.
 
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