Random Thoughts XXVII

[Aavoxx]

These walnuts I paid 20 bucks for aren't that great.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

These walnuts I paid 20 bucks for aren't that great.

Told you to get pistachios.

 

[Aavoxx]

Told you to get pistachios.

Next time.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Now I feel like I am in a Top Gear epic race.


"On tonight's episode we find out what is faster across the state on tennessee, the 2007 mazdaspeed 3 or the driver's incompetence."

 

[xJesusx56]

I've stopped at a Waffle House in Manchester.

Lonely highways are intoxicating, in the right car, considerable speed is readily achievable.

Post up and wait for bonnaroo.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Waitresses are kinda flirty in Manchester.

 

[Hobock]

God I'm dumb. I've inadvertently driven towards Chattanooga instead of Knoxville.

Where did you make this error? 440 in Nashville? Y or N suffice whilst you are driving.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Where did you make this error? 440 in Nashville? Y or N suffice whilst you are driving.

Dunno. I didn't even look at a single road sign. I just looked at my compas and noticed I was headed due south. Checked the road signs and realized I never got on 40.

 

[rockytop114]

I can't even argue with this. He's right. My sense of direction is horrible.

Not me i can jump in my car and go were i want i don't have to ask for directions or nothing and i wouldn't tell you if i did.

 

[Hobock]

Dunno. I didn't even look at a single road sign. I just looked at my compas and noticed I was headed due south. Checked the road signs and realized I never got on 40.

You navigate with a compass? That's allsome, Magellan.

 

[Aavoxx]

Not me i can jump in my car and go were i want i don't have to ask for directions or nothing and i wouldn't tell you if i did.

They let you have a drivers license?

 

[rockytop114]

They let you have a drivers license?

My skills far surpass that of most humans

 

[Spartacavolus]

I smoked weed a few years ago on a golf course with the drummer from the Kings of Leon and missed my exit by @ 25 miles. Was listening to music on cruise control, then realized I was south of Columbia, tn.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

These are not screw ups but instead the start of a possibly cool adventure imo.

 

[HOAV]

Good god NASCAR starts next week

 

[Spartacavolus]

Good god NASCAR starts next week

why do you have ark st and san jose st as your teams?

 

[rmsmith]

Waitresses are kinda flirty in Manchester.

Take em out back mane!

 

[rmsmith]

I smoked weed a few years ago on a golf course with the drummer from the Kings of Leon and missed my exit by @ 25 miles. Was listening to music on cruise control, then realized I was south of Columbia, tn.

That's better than being south of Columbia

 

[HOAV]

why do you have ark st and san jose st as your teams?

Picked two random teams

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

why do you have ark st and san jose st as your teams?

Because they are better than UT.





Dear god, when will this misery end?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I smoked weed a few years ago on a golf course with the drummer from the Kings of Leon and missed my exit by @ 25 miles. Was listening to music on cruise control, then realized I was south of Columbia, tn.

Oh look, a name dropper.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Oh look, a name dropper.

Come on, you are impressed.

 

[xJesusx56]

I smoked weed a few years ago on a golf course with the drummer from the Kings of Leon and missed my exit by @ 25 miles. Was listening to music on cruise control, then realized I was south of Columbia, tn.

You were almost in my neck of the woods.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Come on, you are impressed.

 

[Aavoxx]

I think my dryer ate my Cold Ass Honky shirt.