Random Thoughts XXVII

[The Ron Mexico]

I had a beer with Vincent Pastore once. Name-dropping is the kewlest. Everybody is doing it.

Who? In order to name drop, it needs to be somebody we have heard of.

 

[Orangeslice13]

No, not Kat. She just ignores me now. And I'm pretty sure bubba has the same policy.

Kats not ignoring you, she's sulking.

 

[rockytop114]

I knew it was coming.. Boom!

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Suxabro.

Manfesto

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Kats not ignoring you, she's sulking.

*he's sulking

 

[Spartacavolus]

I had a beer with Vincent Pastore once. Name-dropping is the kewlest. Everybody is doing it.

I sold a gun to Oscar Pistorius

 

[Aavoxx]

Your dryer is racist.

My dryer is white. #truestory

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Who? In order to name drop, it needs to be somebody we have heard of.

That name drop was like the Dooley hire.
I had to google.
Or is it googled?

 

[Hobock]

Who? In order to name drop, it needs to be somebody we have heard of.

You may know him as Big Pu$$y, brah. Breathe it in. Yeah. It was pretty sweet.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

My dryer is white. #truestory

Mind blown

 

[Orangeslice13]

*he's sulking

Touche

 

[Orangeslice13]

*Toushiee

 

[The Ron Mexico]

In 2001, I was involved in a three way with Robert Byrd and Olympia Dukakis.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

But then 9-11 happened and it changed our lives forever.

 

[Hobock]

I sold a gun to Oscar Pistorius

Shoulda sold him some legs and a decent alibi.

 

[rmsmith]

Drank beers with Paul Stanley in a bar in Columbus

 

[rockytop114]

That name drop was like the Dooley hire.
I had to google.
Or is it googled?

Intergoogled

 

[rockytop114]

But then 9-11 happened and it changed our lives forever.

Thanks obama!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Back in '96 when I worked as a bartender at Harrah's Casino in Tunica, I met Rue McClanahan.
It's okay to be awe stricken.

 

[Spartacavolus]

In 2001, I was involved in a three way with Robert Byrd and Olympia Dukakis.

What did his **** taste like?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What did his **** taste like?

A mixture of BrylCream and Icy Hot.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

My dryer is white. #truestory

Your dryer hates white rappers.

#truestory

 

[Hobock]

Killing it, Sparty. Just killin it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Your dryer hates white rappers.

So do I. Coincidence?

 

[Aavoxx]

Your dryer hates white rappers.

#truestory

It needs to provide me with 30 bucks.

 

[Spartacavolus]

A mixture of BrylCream and Icy Hot.

Dam u