being Santa sucks

[rockytop114]

Bout peed myself

Me 2 nooga

 

[rockytop114]

From The League
Urban Dictionary

Wtf another

 

[rockytop114]

I got done at 430am then got up @9 and put together toys till now.



Back hurts

 

[SDV]

I got done at 430am then got up @9 and put together toys till now.



Back hurts

Raping is bad on your back

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Raping is bad on your back

Have you learned this through your clients?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Have you learned this through your clients?

Trust me, it's true.

 

[SDV]

Have you learned this through your clients?

Lulz

 

[rockytop114]

Ppmf

 

[rockytop114]

Raping is bad on your back

I licked this!

 

[rockytop114]

From The League
Urban Dictionary

Epc?

 

[SDV]

I licked this!

Licked! Wha tha Nooga

 

[rockytop114]

haha nooga

 

[Volz4lif3]

My nooga you get this shlt. That's why your one of the good people of the internet toter

Appreciate that Brah..

 

[Weezer]

When are people gonna understand it's the guy who voices Elmo that likes it itb, not the Tickle Me Elmo doll?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

When are people gonna understand it's the guy who voices Elmo that likes it itb, not the Tickle Me Elmo doll?

Wait...there's a guy that provides a voice for Elmo?

 

[Weezer]

****. Now I feel like the guy who just told a six year old Santa isn't real.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

My Christmas is ruined.

 

[Weezer]

I'm sorry. Maybe you could take up Kwanza, or convert to Judaeism?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm sorry. Maybe you could take up Kwanza, or convert to Judaeism?

But I'm not black and I'm terrible with money and/or jewelry.

 

[rockytop114]

My Christmas is ruined.

But my tickle me elmo

 

[Unknown Muppet]

But my tickle me elmo

Whole thing makes that toy feel weird.

"Hey kids! Let's go tickle Elmo!"

 

[The Ron Mexico]

But my tickle me elmo

Did you wrap it or rape it?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Did you wrap it or rape it?

Definitely both, IMO.

 

[rockytop114]

Definitely both, IMO.

Fawk you gonzo you be busting my ballz

 

[rockytop114]

Did you wrap it or rape it?

Both that's how i roll gonzo next