being Santa sucks

[Orangeslice13]

Shlt nooga i saw his pic. But no disrespect i wouldn't do nothing bad to her i am a good man i would respect.

I don't need your death on my hands so pass.

 

[rockytop114]

I don't need your death on my hands so pass.

I jk man but not really

 

[Slydell]

You just made me cry i like that merry xmas

Merry Christmas, 114. Enjoy them each and every one. My eye leaked a bit just remembering.

 

[rockytop114]

Merry Christmas, 114. Enjoy them each and every one. My eye leaked a bit just remembering.

Merry Christmas to you to!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You boys have a good holiday!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You too, nerd.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Your my boy 95 !!

Dam auto correct

Merry Christmas bruhh

Wait...

Why does it auto correct to raping on your phone? Isn't it supposed to be user intuitive based on previous inputs?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I know you do enjoy it now and will have a blast later after everything is set up. I used to love to do that for my kids. Time flies so fast and before you know it, your kids will be putting together stuff for their kids for Christmas. Enjoy every last damn minute of it 'cause it passes so quickly.:good!:

Werd to my old ass brutha. The real deal fo sho.

 

[blupotato]

Werd to my old ass brutha. The real deal fo sho.

You coming with us to visit ole Sly?

 

[hmanvolfan]

You coming with us to visit ole Sly?

Would love nothing better.

 

[Slydell]

Werd to my old ass brutha. The real deal fo sho.

Hope you have the best Christmas ever, Hman.

 

[Slydell]

You coming with us to visit ole Sly?

Y'all need to get a bus and do a cross country trip.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hope you have the best Christmas ever, Hman.

Same to you my friend.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I think we all remember the good ole days of the Christmas raping....right?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

 

[SDV]

What are you raping, Santa?

Bout peed myself

 

[jhen713]

Any other poster and I say typo. 114, he's raping the toys I'm certain.

I couldn't help but laugh.

 

[TN404]

He was talking about Alan six

 

[Orangeslice13]

He was talking about Alan six

Who?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

What da fawk?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Who da fuu?

 

[SDV]

Wha tha eff

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I believe it was an autocorrect joke for anal sex.

 

[TN404]

From The League
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Alan Six

 

[NEVolFan]

I am putting toys together as i type and raping shlt and it sucks!!!!!!!

I'd recommend using your teeth to bite through the tape...but nv.