The Zone Edition: Face with screen name thread.

[Vol'n'beers]

Tell her you've got her stocking stuffer! Say this ain't no junior mint.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Me doing secret Santa tonight with a girl I'm seeing.

What's in da bag, beech?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tell her you've got her stocking stuffer! Say this ain't no junior mint.

Chicks always like a mint after having some tube steak.

 

[OtterFH]

What's in da bag, beech?

Gifts for the kids. #realtalk. To long to type out. Toys and such in the bag.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Will this be your first time with intercourse?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Gifts for the kids. #realtalk. To long to type out. Toys and such in the bag.

Gf, has multiple kids? Red flag!

 

[OtterFH]

Gf, has multiple kids? Red flag!

No. She volunteers at a kids home.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Ask one of the kids

Wtf!!!

 

[OtterFH]

Ask one of the kids

Smh

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Wtf!!!

My bad. #dangersofhavingakegerator

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My bad. #dangersofhavingakegerator

 

[Vol'n'beers]

I'll take a break. Please continue on with Otter ho ho hoing around.

 

[OtterFH]

I'll take a break. Please continue on with Otter ho ho hoing around.

It's all good brah.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Otter gonna go go down!

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Srs. Sounds like a nice gal. Since she's big into volunteering maybe she likes big volunteers in too.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Balls deep for female volunteers!

 

[Vol'n'beers]

If you don't have your Santa suit on make sure to leave your presents on the roof after you go down the chimney. Presents at the bottom attract kids.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Some pics I came across this morning...

great pics...

Tex good pics of the kids...looks like he'll make a fine big brother

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thanks!! He's fixing to have another little sister soon. He's gonna have his hands full! Lulz

 

[Spartacavolus]

Somebody send otter some medium shirts. Baby gap is played out.

 

[OtterFH]

Somebody send otter some medium shirts. Baby gap is played out.

Please do. They make me look good

 

[heartvols]

Loool cute otter!

 

[OtterFH]

Loool cute otter!

I know

 

[SergeantVol]

Somebody send otter some medium shirts. Baby gap is played out.

Smedium IMO

 

[rmsmith]

i think i was smedium in 6th grade