Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[Volfan615]

Back at work today but trying to take a peek at the site here and there... Sounds like some promising news today.

I was listening to part of Bill King however on the way into the office and he said that there is zero chance now of landing Gruden. Of course his ego now is about like Hubbs and Hyams.

 

[RagingOrange]

Janet says Gruden is a done deal. We all trust Janet. The thread is now trying to determine if Janet is hot. We think she was a cheerleader. You're up to speed.

"Ooooooooo...THE CLAW...."

 

[MWAVolfan]

only one way to find out and you are just the man to do it!

I'll need three condoms, some diazepam, a full tank of oxegen, and a barf bag (just in case).

 

[Spartacavolus]

hey guys - i saw on here yesterday that some radio station was going to have some big announcement today at 4:00pm - does anyone remember what station it was

wgru

 

[turnuptheVOLtage]

Someone just started a thread about how keeping Sal might be a thorn in the Gruden negotiations...I'd post a link but I can't quit laughing.

I never said I believed it would be the case. I was merely asking for you guys' opinion on if that could be a possibility. I really hope Hart isn't that stupid.

 

[FooVol]

Under Contract During Season. During a club’s playing season, including postseason if applicable (excluding Pro Bowl), the following actions are prohibited concerning an assistant coach who is under contract, unless the involved coach has been dismissed by his club: (1) No assistant coach may discuss or accept employment for the current or a future season with another club in the League; (2) no club, directly or through an intermediary, may request permission to discuss employment with an assistant coach for the current or a future season; and (3) no employer club may grant another club permission to discuss employment with one of its assistant coaches for the current or a future season. This prohibition applies to employment with another club in any capacity, including head coach, except for the postseason procedure described in paragraph two below.

 

[G0V0LS33]

Bill needs to keep him away from the bee's nest.

Or the snake in the tree. LOL!!!

 

[SDV]

I wonder if Jon's son started classes at Arky today

 

[allvol]

Hey Guys - i saw on here yesterday that some radio station was going to have some big announcement today at 4:00pm - does anyone remember what station it was

WGOW 102.3 Chattanooga

 

[vols555]

:stinker2:

im lmao

 

[Thrasher865]

Oh my God. I can't stop laughing at this post in the Gruden cliff notes thread:

p.s. this is what ive been saying along that i think sal was hired and told to stink it up this year to get the money to fire dooley and get who hart wants as coach!...so he probly promised to sal if he does that sal will be allowed to stay on the coaching staff!!

:hi:

 

[VOLorNuttin]

Roland Martin or I'll eat some more Crow

fyp, SheepVolcula.

GIFSoup

 

[WildAsAMink]

Its days like today that make me wish I'd waited to register for the site so I could have a great screenname like Janet.

 

[MWAVolfan]

Under Contract During Season. During a club’s playing season, including postseason if applicable (excluding Pro Bowl), the following actions are prohibited concerning an assistant coach who is under contract, unless the involved coach has been dismissed by his club: (1) No assistant coach may discuss or accept employment for the current or a future season with another club in the League; (2) no club, directly or through an intermediary, may request permission to discuss employment with an assistant coach for the current or a future season; and (3) no employer club may grant another club permission to discuss employment with one of its assistant coaches for the current or a future season. This prohibition applies to employment with another club in any capacity, including head coach, except for the postseason procedure described in paragraph two below.

what is your point?

 

[Wilson27]

I wonder if Jon's son started classes at Arky today

No, but perhaps Janet did.....

 

[MWR]

He's talking about Sal Golden, Al Golden's dad.

Or Jimmy Golden, 'rassler from back in the day.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I'm with you Freep.

Me too Jay, spent too many nites at the theater in W. Knoxville throwing toast and rice and squirting water guns. I made the rice comment earlier and no one picked up on it.

 

[Orange_Crush]

My stepmother grew up with Cindy. They cheered together through high school. Cindy is not returning any messages from her circle of friends in Jeff Co. That is fact. My stepmother had tried to get a hold of her to see if she would be in town for Thanksgiving...a bunch of her friends were getting together for dinner and drinks at Angelo's at the Point in Dandridge. Again, Cindy never returned any messages.

Maybe her college friends know differently, but the Gruden's were in town for the 4th last year. I was on the lake with some friends, but my stepmom spent some time with Jon and Cindy while they were all at The Point in Dandridge.

I'm not going to get into to any of the rumors or who has heard or what I've heard and who I've heard it from. I'm cautiously optimistic. I will say this, though...Greg Roman would kill for the job. His father-in-law made it very clear at the Maryville/DB game and Roman even passed word along through a local dealership as well. I'm a fan of the Harbaugh Brothers and would welcome anyone associated with those guys.

Does your step-mom know Janet?

 

[Wilson27]

Or Jimmy Golden, 'rassler from back in the day.

That guy was an A$$hole to me when I was a little kid

 

[WinginFlorida]

Oh my God. I can't stop laughing at this post in the Gruden cliff notes thread:

This thing really, really needs to end soon. It's not too far-fetched to think this search could be the end of the internet as we know it.

 

[FooVol]

what is your point?

someone wondered about the NFL tampering policy in terms of contacting current NFL coaches.

 

[OrangeInKy]

I wonder if Jon's son started classes at Arky today

Grudenville.com posters say his sons and wife were spotted enrolling at Fayetteville Catholic and Webb School of Fayetteville.

 

[Elvis68Vol]

Its days like today that make me wish I'd waited to register for the site so I could have a great screenname like Janet.

She is a Legend....and hot, apparently.

 

[BillyHoyleVol]

Does your step-mom know Janet?

Don't think so...I don't know a Janet, anyway. I'm calling BS on that. Cindy will not put herself in the middle of all this...I can promise you that.

 

[VOLorNuttin]

Oh my God. I can't stop laughing at this post in the Gruden cliff notes thread:

Exactly....the Martians have landed and their commander wants the $6mill/yr instead. Says his offense will be...uh hum..."Out of This World." :loco: