Official Jon Gruden Thread XI

[Jax_Vol]

Is there a fart smiley?

Until there is a hire, there are no Booms from me...just farts...FML

:stinker2:

 

[Sheath Huler]

I'm going to have a wardrobe malfunction outside of Dave Hart's office if Janet isn't right on about Cindy

 

[UTBasketball2]

Dear Jesus. We have gone full Grudenville stupid. I promise you, somebody has put their job on the line to research Janet from the 1980 cheer squad! Let me know what you find out... 👊

Chill out, no one said the believed it.

 

[Elvis68Vol]

Unconfirmed report says it is Janet Reno

I could see Janet Reno and Cindy Gruden being BFFs. Makes sense.

 

[playaut0785]

Breaking news...
Bill Dance is taking Gruden fishing tomorrow to close the deal. Says he may even throw in a signed hat. TIFWIW.

Bill needs to keep him away from the bee's nest.

 

[MFL]

If Hart is trying to pressure Gruden into keeping Sal, he is an idiot! Noway would Gruden want to keep him on his staff as DC

Why not...Sal might learn about how to be a DC from Jon

 

[VOLorNuttin]

"Janet said Cindy is so excited that Jon has officially agreed to the deal with the Vols. She wanted to be in Knoxville this week for the announcement but the kids have school; which they will stay at until the Christmas break. Yes, the announcement is happening this week according to Cindy and she is oozing with excitement. Again, congrats I think you'll love them; they are TN through and through!"



the above is the "Janet" email?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-A4j0OwO4A[/youtube]

 

[alexconner]

If Hart is trying to pressure Gruden into keeping Sal, he is an idiot! Noway would Gruden want to keep him on his staff as DC

Sal's gone. No way we keep him. Worst Defense in Tennessee history, one of the worst in SEC history. He's out.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Who is Janet?

Miss Jackson if ya nasteeeeee

boi

 

[CSpindizzy]

These Janets?


or

 

[Sheath Huler]

Sal's gone. No way we keep him. Worst Defense in Tennessee history, one of the worst in SEC history. He's out.

He's talking about Sal Golden, Al Golden's dad.

 

[Wilson27]

As much as everyone wants Gruden you might as well get used to the NFL rumors they will be there as long as he is here

Oh, so you ADMIT he will be HERE!

 

[CountVolcula]

Roland Martin or GTFO

 

[bcartervol98]

If Hart is trying to pressure Gruden into keeping Sal, he is an idiot! Noway would Gruden want to keep him on his staff as DC

I know something dealing with assistants beyond compensation is a sticking point but have never heard it deals with Sal. I have no faith in UT athletics if this were true which I believe it to be straight bull****. Buddy Hackett has to be gone, no way to keep him with the worst statistical defense in UT and in some areas, SEC history! Makes story seem more BS ish with that in it lol.

 

[amarcus07]

Hey Sheath Huler,
I see you're a Nats/Skins fan. Are you from NoVa?
I just moved to Vienna from Knoxville last year.
Not many Vol Fans up here!

 

[MWAVolfan]

Unconfirmed report says it is Janet Reno

I'd venture to say Janet Reno would never pass as a cheerleader. Not even a 1908's UT cheerleader.

 

[revjayp]

Chill out, no one said the believed it.

Sorry, I didn't put "jk" beside my reply so I thought my sarcasm was clear. I'll do better!😉

 

[WinginFlorida]

Ya..ok...you get Gruden, but tell him he needs to keep a guy that just gave up 32 pts/game! gtfo...stupid stupid stupid

Does anybody know if Sal is acquainted to Janet? Could be worth millions to him if he is...

 

[jcvol87]

After reading govolsxtra.com about mutual interest between gruden and the eagles I now have my doubts. I hope its not true.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Roland Martin or GTFO

I'd take Flip Wilson right now

 

[Sheath Huler]

Hey Sheath Huler,
I see you're a Nats/Skins fan. Are you from NoVa?
I just moved to Vienna from Knoxville last year.
Not many Vol Fans up here!

Grew up in Montgomery County, MD, lived/worked in DC for several years before moving to Knoxville.

I've met a few Vol fans watching games at bars but not too many.

 

[Captainzach1]

I don't understand how some things make it to the cliff notes thread.

 

[Jax_Vol]

These Janets?
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or

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that would even cause Grizz to pause

 

[JCP201]

I know something dealing with assistants beyond compensation is a sticking point but have never heard it deals with Sal. I have no faith in UT athletics if this were true which I believe it to be straight bull****. Buddy Hackett has to be gone, no way to keep him with the worst statistical defense in UT and in some areas, SEC history! Makes story seem more BS ish with that in it lol.

could he go back to what he did at Bama?

 

[rockytop114]

Good day grudez just got off the phone with gruden's family doctor said him and his wife

had blood work done and they both bleed orange!!!!!!!!!