Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

Jon Gruden > the * cataline wine mixer

You better not ness with my nut.....PAA

 

[Regulator]

But seriously, I think we as a society are losing our ability to use proper grammar and spelling. With the advent of internet-speak, emoticons and an overall lack of concern for proof-reading and grammar as a whole, were losing our ability to spell good

Well.

 

[Bray#1Vol]

could of been in knoxville early morning and flew to SF for the game never know!

 

[volfan4evr]

I just wanted to let you all know that a friend's wife, who works at Tri-Cities Regional Airport, said Gruden was in Knoxville yesterday. This woman is in her late 50's and could care less about any of this stuff so I know she's not making it up.

Uh........wasn't Gruden in San Fran last night?

 

[Jake]

I'm out too...nighty nite y'all!

 

[VOLMEB]

Look, I just thought I'd share what I heard. The woman has absolutely no reason to make this up as this is something she could care less about. She works at a regional airport though and has friends at Tyson-McGhee...

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Well good night all.........

Good night!:salute:

 

[knoxswim890]

I know JayVols has the anti-Dooley version, and Sheezy has the Hope version already, but I wanted to give you all my version of the Gruden "Hope" poster, with a little bit of Tennessee Orange. This is free for anyone to use, I have OCD and sometimes just feel like doing stuff like this.

I'm not very good, but it's all part of the process, ya know?

Gruden 2012

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

I'm out too...nighty nite y'all!

Later, Jake.

 

[warrior]

Talk about beer, moonshine, tobacco, music, Arkansas, trolls, Sunseri, James Franklin, work, avis, YouTube, politics, high school, bulls gap red light, religion, Grudens tie, Rucker, TOS, pilgrims, Sasquatch, ghost hunters, Basillio, hyams.

don't forget the great home remedies and our new coaches favorite pie.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

MNF was in Frisco. I have a hard time imagining this happening.

He's Jon ****ing Gruden.

He's not going to let a little thing like being on opposite coasts at the same time stop him.

 

[JayVols]

Chew tabacca, keep this place from having emotional valleys, listen to Led Zeppelin, RUSH and Boston, make fun of Arkansas, and love Gruden!!

You forgot to mention the strippers and blow!

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

Look, I just thought I'd share what I heard. The woman has absolutely no reason to make this up as this is something she could care less about. She works at a regional airport though and has friends at Tyson-McGhee...

Ok.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Later guys...keep the pedal to the metal.

Remember knucklehead as the football coach says nothing good happens after midnight

 

[vol494]

could of been in knoxville early morning and flew to SF for the game never know!

Let's remember, MNF started at 530 est.

 

[VOLMEB]

could of been in knoxville early morning and flew to SF for the game never know!

Someone with common sense. Imagine that.

 

[yrock777]

I chit you not..my first chew was RJ Gold too. I was standing on a log pile and it made me dizzy...I fell down and broke my arm!! I had to lie to my parents cuz I didn't want them to know I had tried tobacco!! Lol no lie!!

All this tobacco talk is killing me! I dipped Copenhagen for 24 years and quit march 16, 2011! I could eat a whole can about right now!

 

[govols105]

that's when the announcement will be made about the football program.

 

[slammingseth]

Larry just basically said by next Monday we will know something one way or the other on Gruden.

 

[JayVols]

because the smart actual people realize it's all a dream and not happening in a million years.

"Smart guy" post. Unique.

 

[warrior]

I spell real good. And I am literate.

 

[EZE]

Congrats. Most amazing moment in life.

Yes, and there is nothing like that feeling when you put baby and momma in the car and drive them home. Then you look in the rearview mirror and see the last hospital employee fading in the distance, and that is when that thought of "what on earth do we do now" flashes through your mind.

It is all good, though, and best wishes. Awesome times ahead.

This thread is pure craziness. We now have babies being born amidst all the chaos!

 

[Jake]

Look, I just thought I'd share what I heard. The woman has absolutely no reason to make this up as this is something she could care less about. She works at a regional airport though and has friends at Tyson-McGhee...

You'd probably get a few likes if it were any other night or like if MNF was in Nashville or Charlotte or Atlanta....catching my drift here?

 

[MWR]

No sh!t?!

Sorry, had my secret OG decoder ring set on "00-30$-%@" by accident. What I meant to proclaim was this message.

"It takes 5 gallons of buttermilk to make a dust cap for a mule."

That's better, isn't it.

 

[bcartervol98]

I know JayVols has the anti-Dooley version, and Sheezy has the Hope version already, but I wanted to give you all my version of the Gruden "Hope" poster, with a little bit of Tennessee Orange. This is free for anyone to use, I have OCD and sometimes just feel like doing stuff like this.

I'm not very good, but it's all part of the process, ya know?

Gruden 2012

Lifted this one