Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

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perico said:
LOL.

Some on here may be Huckabee fans, but this is still hilarious.

Merry Christmas from the first family of Arkansas:
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LMFAO looks like they need to slow down on all that Tyson chicken they are eating
 
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ASamWitch said:
Dude, you must be an awesome Dad. Major patients. Much and many thanks. :hi:
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Best compliment anyone could give me. Got up at 5:45 this morning to get my son ready and go listen to Tim Irwin speak at his school at a thing called "donuts for dads". Wasn't easy with a 102 fever but it was important to him. On top of it all he forgot his glasses so had to get them and run en back too lol. Dad is the best job ever, just wish it paid so I could do it every day all the time.
 
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bcartervol98 said:
Best compliment anyone could give me. Got up at 5:45 this morning to get my son ready and go listen to Tim Irwin speak at his school at a thing called "donuts for dads". Wasn't easy with a 102 fever but it was important to him. On top of it all he forgot his glasses so had to get them and run en back too lol. Dad is the best job ever, just wish it paid so I could do it every day all the time.
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Did that with both of my boys. Dad is a great job. Kudos to you Carter.
 
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bcartervol98 said:
Best compliment anyone could give me. Got up at 5:45 this morning to get my son ready and go listen to Tim Irwin speak at his school at a thing called "donuts for dads". Wasn't easy with a 102 fever but it was important to him. On top of it all he forgot his glasses so had to get them and run en back too lol. Dad is the best job ever, just wish it paid so I could do it every day all the time.
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My first one is due is in Feb. I am beyond stoked!!!!!!!
 
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My last Ark joke for the day. Anything more would be giving them relevancy.

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know
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