How are you guys getting out there with the bridge deck off? I can't jump that far so I keep just jumping from the side and rolling down the hill. Best I've managed so far is a broken femur and fractured cranium.
I'm far too impulsive to wait the waiting period for a gun. I'm thinking the old suicide by police is the way to go.
I tried jumping from another bridge but was so drunk that I passed out in the street and peed my pants. The KPD finds me every Saturday on the bridge in this condition. Alcohol has saved my life once again. Is there anything it can't do?
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.