Can one still access the Henley Street Bridge for suiciding oneself?

[Ca$h Money Vol]

I'm in

 

[Slydell]

Bring your black Nikes and comet schedule, imo.

Purple jump suits. It's what's in.

 

[Weezer]

Bring your black Nikes and comet schedule, imo.

Wait, didn't those comet people have to cut their testicles off? I'm not down with that. I don't mind jumping off a bridge, stepping into traffic, or playing strip russian roulette with a Tijuana whore, but I draw the line at castration. Moe and Larry mean too much to me.

 

[VIF]

the line is probably thinning out a little by this morning.

 

[Thrasher865]

Okay guys, I'm planning this shindig for Wednesday night. I hope to see you all in attendance.

There will be plenty of rat poison laced appetizers and finger foods. I'll be hiring R.E.M. to play at the party, and I'd appreciate it if you guys could all work in a bit of money from your estates to cover the expenses. I don't want to saddle my family with all that. Please R.S.V.P. by tomorrow night, so I can get the appropriate amount of cyanide to the caterers.

Thanks, and God bless.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/youtube]

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

and wear your skinny jeans

 

[Thrasher865]

and wear your skinny jeans

No doubt. Gotta look good for the coroner.

 

[VIF]

KPD and THP have stepped in to blockade the Henley Street Bridge and have asked the Governor to activate the Tennessee Army Reserves to help remove the bodies from the water because the natural flow of the Tennessee River is being blocked and causing major flooding in downtown Knoxville.

 

[Thrasher865]

KPD and THP have stepped in to blockade the Henley Street Bridge and have asked the Governor to activate the Tennessee Army Reserves to help remove the bodies from the water because the natural flow of the Tennessee River is being blocked and causing major flooding in downtown Knoxville.

That would be a dam of bodies nearly 100 ft high. Damn. No pun in ten did.

 

[bamacheats]

Palardy jumped off the bridge to end the misery, but, alas, he missed the river.

 

[Thrasher865]

Not funny, try this:

Palardy almost kicked the bucket this past weekend, but whiffed.

 

[VIF]

Not funny, try this:

Palardy almost kicked the bucket this past weekend, but whiffed.

major lulz^

 

[bamacheats]

Not funny, try this:

Palardy almost kicked the bucket this past weekend, but whiffed.

Much better

 

[GBO18]

..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Fuuuuuuuuu

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Do the pose when you jump.....We'll get somebody else to take the pic

 

[GBO18]

Lulz.

 

[Weezer]

Line starts behind me. I can't believe I sobered up to find our team has imploded again. This is just unreal.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Mods sticky this thread

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Less talk, more action

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Less talking more jumping Pooch

 

[95 Vol Alum]

For pooch.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Thanks. I had a dream that NC State destroyed us in the dome....

 

[Thrasher865]

Oh noes!!!!!

 

[joeydupree]

Not happenin