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#27
#27
pl3 said:
I nicked it before bed. Didn't think it was that bad. Thought I was going to get some. Didn't work out that way. Fell asleep. Woke up later with my legs almost stuck together and looked like I had lost a pint. Wife pissed because the sheets/ covers are effed up.
Just wasn't my night.
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mess with her, tell her its a man period happens once every 10 years & act like amoody biotch for a week.
 
#28
#28
I did it once for a Christmas present to my wife. Never recovered from the "Old Sack Nick" jokes.
 
#29
#29
pl3 said:
I nicked it before bed. Didn't think it was that bad. Thought I was going to get some. Didn't work out that way. Fell asleep. Woke up later with my legs almost stuck together and looked like I had lost a pint. Wife pissed because the sheets/ covers are effed up.
Just wasn't my night.
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did she loan you a "pad"....
 
#38
#38
pl3 said:
No, but she called a little while ago. This nick not only cost me sheets/comforter, but she's talking new mattress.
This has the possibility of being an expensive pricknick.
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IKEA, latex, highly recommended.
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#41
#41
how did you nick your sack in your sleep? Were you gnawing on it?
 
#42
#42
theFallGuy said:
how did you nick your sack in your sleep? Were you gnawing on it?
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The chunk taken out of my junk was on the underside of the boys as I was scaping with an electric trimmer. It's so difficult to get @ 9 inches out of the way. The weight was too heavy, slipped and knocked me off balance. I just thought I nicked the sack, and put a little piece of tissue like I would do if I cut my face shaving.
The piece of tissue served about as much purpose as a tic tac would to an elephant, but I wasn't really aware and I fall asleep pretty quickly when I hit the pillow.
 
#43
#43
An electric trimmer? Holy ****. That would make me nervous. I prefer the precision of a Mach 3
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#44
#44
<p>Regular manscaper. But, back in college when it wasn't cool, our club had a tradition of releasing the flight of the bald chicken upon the guys that got engaged. It would usually take about six to hold em down,one to lasso him, and one to shave with a bic single blade. No hair from chest to knees.</p>
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#45
#45
GVF said:
<p>Regular manscaper. But, back in college when it wasn't cool, our club had a tradition of releasing the flight of the bald chicken upon the guys that got engaged. It would usually take about six to hold em down,one to lasso him, and one to shave with a bic single blade. No hair from chest to knees.</p>
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Im glad I never joined the Mickey Mouse Club.
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#47
#47
GVF said:
<p>Regular manscaper. But, back in college when it wasn't cool, our club had a tradition of releasing the flight of the bald chicken upon the guys that got engaged. It would usually take about six to hold em down,one to lasso him, and one to shave with a bic single blade. No hair from chest to knees.</p>
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who ever came up that is sick
 
#48
#48
GVF said:
<p>Regular manscaper. But, back in college when it wasn't cool, our club had a tradition of releasing the flight of the bald chicken upon the guys that got engaged. It would usually take about six to hold em down,one to lasso him, and one to shave with a bic single blade. No hair from chest to knees.</p>
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I'll be damned if I shave another man. And I'm lucky I caught autocorrect because it just said, "i'll be rammed if I shave another man" when I typed at first.
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