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[Spartacavolus]

Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head.

 

[theFallGuy]

::chirp chirp::

 

[Spartacavolus]

I guess the nation is short on manscapers.

 

[VOLatile]

...yeah... it's not comfortable.

 

[SDV]

I have bro
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[OrangeVol79]

Bush
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[OrangeEmpire]

the blue ball so bad............
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[tri_vol]

You nicked it in your sleep?
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[golfballs]

You nicked it in your sleep?
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I think that's what he was saying.... :ermm:

 

[OrangeVol79]

Pricked by his prick?
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[Spartacavolus]

You nicked it in your sleep?
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I nicked it before bed. Didn't think it was that bad. Thought I was going to get some. Didn't work out that way. Fell asleep. Woke up later with my legs almost stuck together and looked like I had lost a pint. Wife pissed because the sheets/ covers are effed up.
Just wasn't my night.
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[Hobock]

Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head.

If your sack started bleeding in your sleep, you should check if you have any new life insurance policies and don't drink the glass of sweet tea she hands you.
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[OrangeEmpire]

epic
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[superdave1984]

You married to Lorena Bobbitt's sister?

 

[tri_vol]

If your sack started bleeding in your sleep, you should check if you have any new life insurance policies and don't drink the glass of sweet tea she hands you.
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That's what I was thinking
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[OrangeEmpire]

she has a razor in there
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[govols120]

Nickasack Lake?
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[YorkVol]

Basic First Aid : How to Keep a Shaving Nick From Bleeding - YouTube
Shaving: Alum Blocks & Styptic Pencils - YouTube
OUCH!!! I NICKED MYSELF! WHAT NOW??? Straight,Safety, or Multi-Blade Shaving Relief... - YouTube
Amazon.com: MANGROOMER Private Body Shaver: Health & Personal Care

Just sayin. . .

 

[rbroyles]

Was this after a joint? Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Was this after a joint? Sorry couldn't resist.

No ricky bobby. And I don't smoke joints anyway.

 

[rockytophigh]

Who manscapes after they get married? It's not like she's going down there

 

[KnoxVillain]

I've nicked my shaft...much worse, IMO.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Who manscapes after they get married? It's not like she's going down there

Why do you think we've been married for 15 years

 

[rockytophigh]

Why do you think we've been married for 15 years

Score!

One of my favorite jokes...."You know what food makes a woman sexually inactive?"

















Wedding cake.

To stay on topic, one time in college I was smoking and taking a poop. I went to ash between my legs & caught the old boy with the cherry. NOT good. :cray:

 

[vol_in_ar]

Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head.

did Billy C, steal your sign on