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Spartacavolus

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Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head.
 
#11
#11
You nicked it in your sleep?
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I nicked it before bed. Didn't think it was that bad. Thought I was going to get some. Didn't work out that way. Fell asleep. Woke up later with my legs almost stuck together and looked like I had lost a pint. Wife pissed because the sheets/ covers are effed up.
Just wasn't my night.
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Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head.

If your sack started bleeding in your sleep, you should check if you have any new life insurance policies and don't drink the glass of sweet tea she hands you.
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If your sack started bleeding in your sleep, you should check if you have any new life insurance policies and don't drink the glass of sweet tea she hands you.
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That's what I was thinking
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#24
Why do you think we've been married for 15 years

Score!

One of my favorite jokes...."You know what food makes a woman sexually inactive?"

















Wedding cake.

To stay on topic, one time in college I was smoking and taking a poop. I went to ash between my legs & caught the old boy with the cherry. NOT good. :cray:
 
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