The Official Ron Mexico Life Advice Thread

#102
#102
it's like everyone gets their period at the same time on the message board. i guess the myth is true.
 
#103
#103
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
I've already been called "arguably the worst poster on VN" once today. Although I totally agree with that assessment, I'm the only one who can call myself names and get away with it. Thought the egotistical moron was going down that road....
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This must be what JT was referring to.
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#105
#105
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Alright! I'll see you guys in a few. Anyone want anything from the Mexican restaurant?
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I'll take one of these bad boys!

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#106
#106
Bring me back a waiter. I have some yard work that needs to be done.
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#108
#108
he was merely saying that sometimes waiters want to pick up extra work on the side. stop insinuating, it makes you look like a fool.
 
#112
#112
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Let's just say hypothetically, that I had a new sworn enemy; a bald, funny ha-ha guy who had been my closest ally and then betrayed me when I had my back turned.

How would you suggest I go about vanquishing him and returning to my rightful place as ruler and future Mod?

Thanks, nerd.
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First of all, ego has you pegged. I see great promise in this young man. As for you, come back into the fold, make amends and will be forgiven. Together we can rule the 'zone with an aluminum fist. Another one of these disobedient rants and I will be forced to declare you as "dead to me". Hobock is already pushing his luck, don't follow his poor example.
 
#114
#114
Souce said:
bump
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Did you need something souce? Are you struggling with your new screen name - souce? Is the stress of all the alters getting to you? You're a strong Zonetard, but The Source brought it better than this new identity you've taken on. Also, stay away from ego, something is wrong with that boy.
 
#115
#115
Ron Mexico said:
Did you need something souce? Are you struggling with your new screen name - souce? Is the stress of all the alters getting to you? You're a strong Zonetard, but The Source brought it better than this new identity you've taken on. Also, stay away from ego, something is wrong with that boy.
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Actually, I nominated this thread here: http://www.volnation.com/forum/endzone/133863-whats-your-favorite-thread-pooch-indy.html

But, after the disrespectful tone in your reply to my bump I'm having second thoughts.......
 
#117
#117
#119
#119
Ron,

I know of a guy who is allergic to, let's say, peaches. Should he partake of their juicy flesh and risk the ramifications?
 
#120
#120
95 Vol Alum said:
Ron,

I know of a guy who is allergic to, let's say, peaches. Should he partake of their juicy flesh and risk the ramifications?
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Peaches are the yummy ambrosia of the gods. One that doesn't eat peaches is denying themselves one of natures greatest rewards. Tell your friend to man up and eat a beautiful peach. I would rather die than to not partake in life's most pleasurable experiences.

By the way, I'm assuming peach is a metaphor for vagina.
 
#122
#122
But
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2E16dSzAU[/youtube]

Are oh so good.
 
#123
#123
Dear,mr.mexico
sir I write you today of a problem
Here it is, when I pee I pee two streams but if I pull the scab off I get a great normal flow of pee.but when I pull the scab off it burns like hell! Its cool at times to have a double streamer but my wife is urinated at me for peeing on the floor &cat.
What do I do?
 
#124
#124
possumslayer said:
Dear,mr.mexico
sir I write you today of a problem
Here it is, when I pee I pee two streams but if I pull the scab off I get a great normal flow of pee.but when I pull the scab off it burns like hell! Its cool at times to have a double streamer but my wife is urinated at me for peeing on the floor &cat.
What do I do?
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I don't see what the problem is here. Two streams is very cool. Peeing on cat - cool. Peeing on floor - try to get it in the sink. Wife, f*** her if she can't take a joke. The scab - try soaking just the tip in some warm soapy water to loosen up the scab. After the scab is soft, call your wife in to gently remove it with her tongue and make you a sammich.

Thanks for the question.
 
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