Worst place you've ever puked

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Pepe_Silvia said:
We are living in condemned dorms. Can you believe that ****?
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I expect much better for the AF. Most places stateside have very nice accomodations. I'm surprised you guys aren't put off base.
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Ron Mexico said:
I expect much better for the AF. Most places stateside have very nice accomodations. I'm surprised you guys aren't put off base.
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I'm telling you Minot sucks all-around. They don't even try to make it bearable
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It's reputation is well earned. And then they wonder why there are so many alcohol related incidents here. **** them all.
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1. Down the side of my boss' wifes brand new car!!

2. Off the side of the Henley st. Bridge in Knoxville, damn near fell over.

3. Knoxville Marriott hotel room bathroom next to the tub where I pass out and lay till the next morning

4. In the bed of my truck
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#32
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Puked in a chick's parent's bedroom floor. We had chili for dinner too. Twas nasty.......had a buddy who puked in Roman Harper's brother's brand new Jeep in T-town about 5 years ago. Felt like idiots.
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#33
Third grade. I had eaten Kellogs Corn Pops for breakfast that morning, I wasn't feeling well so I asked my teacher if I could go to the restroom, I made it most of the way there, but about ten feet from the door, breakfast was coming back out. Caught both floor and wall. When my class went to lunch later that day, the absorbent material the janitor used was still on the floor.

That same school year a skinny black kid named "Vincent" projectile vomited all over the back of the kid sitting in front of him. What makes that event stand out was the fact that Vincent's arms and legs shot straight out almost as if he'd been shocked at the same time. He was my friend, but I was really glad I sat on the other side of the room.
 
#34
#34
One block from Times Square in front of Starbucks. Worst case of food poisoning I ever had.
 
#35
#35
Reenactment... The owner of the deli would not allow me to his bathroom, so I purposely hurled near their front door. I will return one day to visit that beloved site.
 

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#37
#37
If you puke on me I'll cover it with velvet and sequins and sell it back to you.
 
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Coach Grizz said:
1. Down the side of my boss' wifes brand new car!!

2. Off the side of the Henley st. Bridge in Knoxville, damn near fell over.

3. Knoxville Marriott hotel room bathroom next to the tub where I pass out and lay till the next morning

4. In the bed of my truck
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Dang Griz, you a serial puker?
 
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As for alcohol influenced hurling... Mainly my driveway and/or front porch. Over the handrail of course.
 
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After drinking tequila all night we go to a bar in Cookeville.. someone orders shots.. i suck it down like the tequila and I nose puked across the bar. It was Turkey and yes it burned like hell.
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#43
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I puked at the Music City Bowl this year after the end of regulation......mixture of beer and funnel cake.....Lyle can confirm
 
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tim said:
After drinking tequila all night we go to a bar in Cookeville.. someone orders shots.. i suck it down like the tequila and I nose puked across the bar. It was Turkey and yes it burned like hell.
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Lulz...that would have made good TV
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tim said:
after drinking tequila all night we go to a bar in cookeville.. Someone orders shots.. I suck it down like the tequila and i nose puked across the bar. It was turkey and yes it burned like hell.
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lmao
 
#47
#47
I was in the fifth grade. I had been feeling under the weather all morning and my stomach was a little upset. I would have been OK to just shake it off and work through the pain if I had been left alone, but I sat behind a good friend of mine and he was talking to me all morning. I had asked him to leave me alone a few times that morning but being 10 years old, of course he didn't. After about an hour of this, I was starting to really feel like something was about to go down... or come up rather. I was pretty sure I could make it to the bathroom, so I walked to the back of the room to my teacher's desk to get a hall pass. What I had planned to say was this, "Mrs. James, I'm feeling sick, can I go to the bathroom?" What I managed to get out was, "Mrs. James, I'm feeling.... BLEEEARGH." I projectile vomitted ALL over her desk, papers, and filing cabinet. Luckily I didn't get any on her, but man did I feel better after that. I got sent home after that, and the next day everyone said that my puke had stunk up the entire room. Definitely my worst hurling experience to date.

Also clogged up my sink after eating a huge breakfast burrito for dinner one night. Had a few too many of the Downtown IPA. I was drunk as I could be at 2AM trying to unclog a sink with a disgusting bile/water/sausage chunks mix a few inches deep in it. I learned not to drink heavier beers in large amounts after that one.
 
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#48
#48
In my car as I was driving, had to hold it in my mouth, and hold it there until I could stop. Was. Not. Fun. At. All.
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#50
#50
Two places - 1) in the urinal at a local drinking establishment (immediately following a large Jager shot) and 2) in a broom closet at a local pub. Oh yeah, and 3) in a van at bachelor party in Memphis following a warm shot of cheap rum with a hair in it.
 
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