The Official Ron Mexico Life Advice Thread

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#30
#30
The Source said:
There's this fat chick at work that keeps insinuating she wants to have sex with me, what should I do?
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The disappoint is strong. Your question should have been, "there was a fat chick wanting to have sex with me and now that I've fulfilled her lu****l desires, now what?"

It's not just that fat chicks need love too, we need them as well. They serve as excellent sources of "slump busting". Feel free to use them as God intended.
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#32
#32
Fat or fugly chicks ride em like the stole em
Which is hard fast and for as long as they can

They're usually always grateful for a protein shake too.


Moral of the lesson: Bless em and blast em
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heartvols said:
Well then just have sex with her. Drink TONS of alcohol first.

It’s not rocket science—the drunker you are, the skinnier she looks.
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I dunno heart....this is a huge ***** we're talking about here. I would die of alcohol poisoning before she looked under 200lbs.
 
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The Source said:
I dunno heart....this is a huge ***** we're talking about here. I would die of alcohol poisoning before she looked under 200lbs.
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How exactly is she insinuating she wants to have sex?

If she's saying things like "I want it!" while you're eating lunch, she may just be hawngry.
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Hobock said:
How exactly is she insinuating she wants to have sex?

If she's saying things like "I want it!" while you're eating lunch, she may just be hawngry.
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Excellent question, Ho. But, I stay as far away as possible from the ***** when she's feeding, as it may evolve into a frenzy that may become inescapable.

She usually insinuates her sexual desires by clapping her ass at me or unfolding her triple chin to expose the exotic colors of her skin underneath, due to the lack of oxygen.
 
#48
#48
The Source said:
Excellent question, Ho. But, I stay as far away as possible from the ***** when she's feeding, as it may evolve into a frenzy that may become inescapable.

She usually insinuates her sexual desires by clapping her ass at me or unfolding her triple chin to expose the exotic colors of her skin underneath, due to the lack of oxygen.
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I think you could be mistaking jazzercising for a sexual advance. Happens all the time.
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#49
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The Source said:
Excellent question, Ho. But, I stay as far away as possible from the ***** when she's feeding, as it may evolve into a frenzy that may become inescapable.

She usually insinuates her sexual desires by clapping her ass at me or unfolding her triple chin to expose the exotic colors of her skin underneath, due to the lack of oxygen.
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Sounds like she might be a Hutt. As in Jaba

In which case stay away because she literally might eat you.
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#50
#50
Ron. Do I have to sit hear and listen to this kid who works for me prattle on and on and on and on or can I kill him?
 
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