The Make Fun Of Virginia Tech Thread

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They eat their mascot!! :lolabove:
 
It is almost too easy to make fun of Va Tech. They do so much of it for us already. They named their team after an emasculated turkey. They actually have an empty trophy case to show off the fact that they've won zero national championships. They actually do the Hokey Pokey... during games. They all wear jorts. They jingle their keys when they play defense (also not making that up). They are the only fan base in the ACC that still tries to defend the ACC as a league, which is always hysterical to watch.

If you ever really want to feel appreciative of everything we have at Tennessee, go to a Va Tech football game.[/QUOT

hahahaha.......You hit the nail on the head
 
It is almost too easy to make fun of Va Tech. They do so much of it for us already. They named their team after an emasculated turkey. They actually have an empty trophy case to show off the fact that they've won zero national championships. They actually do the Hokey Pokey... during games. They all wear jorts. They jingle their keys when they play defense (also not making that up). They are the only fan base in the ACC that still tries to defend the ACC as a league, which is always hysterical to watch.

If you ever really want to feel appreciative of everything we have at Tennessee, go to a Va Tech football game.




hahahaha.......You hit the nail on the head
 
I'm afraid to say anything else about VT. Such a sensitive subject

Hey, whoever is crying about taking some jabs at VT must not live near a bunch of their fans/alumni.
These people are as arrogant as the Vandy people and just as hateful as the FL & Bama morons.
I'm already sick of hearing about how VT is STUCK playing the Tennessee Felons - yes, that's what they're calling our VOLS!
Unfortunately I'm not nearly as creative as most of the great people on this forum, so I'll have to leave it up to you guys to fire away at the Jokies every way you can.
Don't play nice. They aren't.
 
Every third down play the fans pull out their keys and shake em...."Key Play"...so lame!

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its a packed house

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It has been brought to my attention that one of the photos I placed on this thread last night was taken in the aftermath of the mass murder on the Virginia Tech campus. I had no idea of the context of this photograph when I posted it.

I appreciate the moderator who removed that post, and I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been hurt or offended by the picture. That is certainly not my style and I would have resented it if one of you had done the same.

Thank you.
 
Tech fans can be summed up pretty easily (this coming from a guy from Roanoke who dates a girl that goes to Tech and has been to a few Tech games):

1. Very, very arrogant. All I hear when I make fun of their lack of national titles is that "we will get one before Tennessee even gets close".
2. They loft their "Lunch Pail Defense" up to an unbelievable level of hype. It isn't hard to put up numbers against Furman, Marshall, and the ACC in general.
3. As someone said earlier, they staunchly and ignorantly defend the ACC, even going as far as saying that it will be the best conference in football by next season. I believe this is because Tech manages to win that awful conference with an average team every other year.
4. Tennessee fans are attacked daily. I don't even say anything to Tech fans I know and all I get is a rain of insults day in and day out. I hope we beat the living hell out of them, so those fans can shove a turkey leg up their nose.
and 5. What kind of team has to come up with cheesy names for almost every phase of their football team? "Lunch Pail D", "Beamerball"? Haha.

That's all, and GO VOLS!
 
Tech fans can be summed up pretty easily (this coming from a guy from Roanoke who dates a girl that goes to Tech and has been to a few Tech games):

1. Very, very arrogant. All I hear when I make fun of their lack of national titles is that "we will get one before Tennessee even gets close".
2. They loft their "Lunch Pail Defense" up to an unbelievable level of hype. It isn't hard to put up numbers against Furman, Marshall, and the ACC in general.
3. As someone said earlier, they staunchly and ignorantly defend the ACC, even going as far as saying that it will be the best conference in football by next season. I believe this is because Tech manages to win that awful conference with an average team every other year.
4. Tennessee fans are attacked daily. I don't even say anything to Tech fans I know and all I get is a rain of insults day in and day out. I hope we beat the living hell out of them, so those fans can shove a turkey leg up their nose.
and 5. What kind of team has to come up with cheesy names for almost every phase of their football team? "Lunch Pail D", "Beamerball"? Haha.

That's all, and GO VOLS!


Pretty accurate. I don't know many Va Tech fans personally (I try to only associate with classy people), but the ones I have witnessed are worse than any Florida fans I've dealt with. I've been to a few games there, and was at the Va Tech at Virginia game this year. Never seen any other team that throws stuff and spits on people in an away stadium, just because their team got a first down. I've never seen a fan base so arrogant over accomplishing so little. I've never seen any Tennessee fans treat guests in our stadium like they treat their opponents, but I guess its because "we've been there before."

And we will win our seventh and eighth national championships before they ever get close to winning their first. They will never be relevant outside of the ACC, and if the top tier of the ACC (Miami, FSU, Clemson) ever turn it around, they won't even be relevant in that.
 
YIKES!!! I'm not really sure where you guys are seeing this. Only time I've really seen opposing fans treated poorly were WVU fans, and that was retaliation for several beatings in Morgantown. Actually I make a habit of going to opposing teams message boards after the game and usually at least 80% or so say they had a positive experience, although most say they were dissappointed with Enter Sandman. We made sure to take particular care of Nebraska fans this year. (They are the best around)
 

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