Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[volfanhill]

I have a full head of hair but otherwise spot on

Well I don't have any hair...but I got ten working fingers

 

[NorthDallas40]

Well I don't have any hair...but I got ten working fingers

oh piss off

 

[volfanhill]

oh piss off

I'd rather have the hair

 

[Weezer]

I have a full head of hair but otherwise spot on

Toupee, probably. Or did you get hairplugs?

 

[NorthDallas40]

Toupee, probably. Or did you get hairplugs?

A wonderfully full head of natural thick hair that is completely silver at this point.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Well I don't have any hair...but I got ten working fingers

Solid, savage but solid.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

oh piss off

Well I don't have any hair...but I got ten working fingers

I have 20 working fingers and a head full of gorgeous hair.

Suck it.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I have 20 working fingers and a head full of gorgeous hair.

Suck it.

20? You still living in your chimpanzee phase?

 

[volfanhill]

I have 20 working fingers and a head full of gorgeous hair.

Suck it.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

20? You still living in your chimpanzee phase?

You wanna see what I can do with my toes?

 

[NorthDallas40]

You wanna see what I can do with my toes?

 

[Weezer]

You wanna see what I can do with my toes?

Can you properly use power tools with your toes?

 

[hog88]

Why is ND40 so cranky lately? Needs to up his Metamucil or something.

Imagine being retired and spending 24/7 with your liberal Hispanic wife. You’d probably be a little cranky too.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Can you properly use power tools with your toes?

Ask yo momma.

 

[LouderVol]

Ask yo momma.

thats when the restless leg syndrome comes in handy.

 

[McDad]

We get news on Swaguilar's status today. For those of us who want to see the team do well, we are hoping he returns. For the morose among us, they hope he moves on.

 

[hog88]

We get news on Swaguilar's status today. For those of us who want to see the team do well, we are hoping he returns. For the morose among us, they hope he moves on.

You're as wrong as two boys kissing on a Sunday in an outhouse.

 

[McDad]

You're as wrong as two boys kissing on a Sunday in an outhouse.

That's nice. Have you finished your oatmeal and taken your medicine today, gramps?

 

[hog88]

That's nice. Have you finished your oatmeal and taken your medicine today, gramps?

No, made myself a breakfast burrito this morning so I'm feeling feisty..

 

[Good Ol' Charlie Brown]

No, made myself a breakfast burrito this morning so I'm feeling feisty..

Beans got you nervous?

 

[hog88]

Beans got you nervous?

No beans in the AM. Learned that lesson.

 

[Good Ol' Charlie Brown]

No beans in the AM. Learned that lesson.

Figured out it's harder to control the older you got?

 

[hog88]

Figured out it's harder to control the older you got?

Never trust a fart after 40

 

[Good Ol' Charlie Brown]

Never trust a fart after 40

Good thing I'm 33 huh

 

[NorthDallas40]

My boat is done and ready to pic up. Completely new bottom and new carpet with padded foredeck and rolled lids. Fixed a half assed repair to the trolling motor mount area where it had some impact damage too. I am stoked and want to go get it right now but I am on a leash till Feb 24