Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[Weezer]

Someone needs to hire Halzle as a head coach so we can hire Gruden as our new OC/QB coach.

Quote me on that MBG.

 

[Volunteer821]

 

[Glitch]

Hope she's okay? What happened? I bet a possum ran out in front of her. Damn nuisance animals.

A person pulled out in front of her and she couldn't stop. She tried to swerve to miss them but they collided. The other car had two passengers. I think they were both ok.

Subaru saved the day for all you haters. Lol

 

[Glitch]

Sorry to hear of the accident and injury to your daughter, Glitch. You and she and your whole family are in our thoughts. Hoping for a speedy and uncomplicated recovery for her and a great life.

Thank you. We have been through all the emotions these passed few days. She is planning to go to UT next fall. Can't be having an accident derail her.

 

[jave36]

A person pulled out in front of her and she couldn't stop. She tried to swerve to miss them but they collided. The other car had two passengers. I think they were both ok.

Subaru saved the day for all you haters. Lol

I'm not trying to be glib about an injury to your daughter, but it doesn't sound like Subaru saved anything?

 

[TN-POSSUM]

 

[Glitch]

I'm not trying to be glib about an injury to your daughter, but it doesn't sound like Subaru saved anything?

Subaru are very safe cars and the fact that her cabin area had very little damage except her driver windows that was broken after the fact saved her life.

 

[Jackcrevol]

A person pulled out in front of her and she couldn't stop. She tried to swerve to miss them but they collided. The other car had two passengers. I think they were both ok.

Subaru saved the day for all you haters. Lol

driven two of them. one of safest vehicles out there. glad she's ok.

 

[Glitch]

driven two of them. one of safest vehicles out there. glad she's ok.

I am convinced it saved her life. The tow truck driver told my wife he was worried there was fatalities from the accident.

 

[RandomUTfan]

There's now a thread on Swamp 247 asking why no one will put a stop to the Message Board Genius guy and asking if it's illegal to post screenshots of paywalled content. (it isn't.) Someone else suggested it could be AI.

My guy, all those posts are still on the board you are posting on.

 

[beneVOLence]

Another one off the board for schools with an opening

Concerns me we haven’t locked down CJH.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Someone needs to hire Halzle as a head coach so we can hire Gruden as our new OC/QB coach.

Quote me on that MBG.

You're already MBG famous!

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Thank you. We have been through all the emotions these passed few days. She is planning to go to UT next fall. Can't be having an accident derail her.

Is it too soon to make jokes about you having bionic hips and her having a bionic wrist now?

 

[Glitch]

Is it too soon to make jokes about you having bionic hips and her having a bionic wrist now?

She has already made that joke.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I keep hearing the announcers say "Whore Bath"

 

[Jackcrevol]

Navy

 

[WesTnVol]

I was talking with a new in-law on wifey’s side at their family Thanksgiving. Dude works part-time for Pyro Shows, the company based just north of Knoxville that does the fireworks at Neyland Stadium. He said they’ve expanded to do nearly every SEC team and several smaller teams too.

“Do y’all do Alabama’s fireworks?”
“Yes, we do.”
“How much money would it take for you to f— that up spectacularly?
He laughs.
“I want to see fiery blasts of alternating orange and white lights circling that stadium.”

You can start a Go Fund Me and we can make this happen

 

[Weezer]

Navy

Are you laughing at Navy???

Communism confirmed.

 

[RandomUTfan]

Concerns me we haven’t locked down CJH.

We aren't in danger of losing him. No open job is even trying to hire him. He will get a new deal done. Makes no difference when. Heupel will be back.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Are you laughing at Navy???

Communism confirmed.

fumbled on the goal line, yes I am.

 

[RandomUTfan]

You're already MBG famous!

I really thought my post about Bear Bryant and Nick Saban sacrificing babies would have made good message board genius material but I don't think that's the angle they're going for.

 

[Jackcrevol]

memphis

 

[RandomUTfan]

There seems to be some confidence on the LSU side about Lane Kiffin that seems weird if there's nothing behind the smoke. This thing has been so crazy though who knows.

 

[Orangeburst]

Glitch is gonna be in one of those Subaru Love commercials.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Glitch is gonna be in one of those Subaru Love commercials.