Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[NorthDallas40]

Fulmer had 4 games in 98 changed by one play. It could have been a 4 loss season.
Pi at cuse was the biggest help of the year

Oh I disagree. Clint Stoerner deciding he didn’t want to hold onto the ball anymore and just laying on the ground while scrambling turned an automatic loss into a chance to win the we pulled off.

 

[NorthDallas40]

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So damn true. For out of those seven were GIRs turned from birdies/pars into bogies. Greens were super fast but hey I knew that!

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

7 damn 3 putts today so freaking infuriating.

But then I absolutely crank the drive on 18 and get up and down for a birdie this is the greatest game ever

The golf gods continue to use my emotions to wipe their collective asses with.

I know your plight. 9 birdie putts today, 7 of them were realistically in the make range, made only 2. I hate it when I hit it good but can’t post a score like I did.

 

[VAVol85]

I'll definitely do your margarita of choice. I can do any Jack but I'm not a fan of Beam, Wild Turkey or Old Bardstown. I used to be a big beer drinker but I'm aging out of that. Too much liquid to process

Back in my UT days we'd often go to some Mexican place (I think it was on Kingston Pike) on Friday nights and get these huge strawberry margaritas that they called the Why Not. I still have the fishbowl like glass that it came in. My date that night smuggled it out...

Fiesta Cantina?

 

[NorthDallas40]

I know your plight. 9 birdie putts today, 7 of them were realistically in the make range, made only 2. I hate it when I hit it good but can’t post a score like I did.

Look at my edit above. Samesies

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Oh I disagree. Clint Stoerner deciding he didn’t want to hold onto the ball anymore and just laying on the ground while scrambling turned an automatic loss into a chance to win the we pulled off.

Storerner fumbling was definitely a gift of epic proportions, he fumbled, but I still lay that mess on Houston Nutt’s ass. I mean what in the hell was he doing calling a naked bootleg there anyway? Should have just run it into the line and made us use our last time out and run out the clock. One of the stupidest calls ever! I thank him for it though.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Storerner fumbling was definitely a gift of epic proportions, he fumbled, but I still lay that mess on Houston Nutt’s ass. I mean what in the hell was he doing calling a naked bootleg there anyway? Should have just run it into the line and made us use our last time out and run out the clock. One of the stupidest calls ever! I thank him for it though.

Oh yeah. The game was over no doubt. And then that crazy ass call and…. Poof. OSKIE!!!

Wait. Not oskie my bad. Just FUMBLE!!

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Oh yeah. The game was over no doubt. And then that crazy ass call and…. Poof. OSKIE!!!

One of the worst calls in history. Glad we capitalized on it. I had one foot towards the exit pissed as all hell, when that gift came. I knew we’d score after that, it was like destiny.

 

[RavinDave]

Wait. Would that be like turning hog into a cult? Not sure we could stand him with that kind of upgrade.

He’s already a cult… of one

 

[AM64]

All this talk about " AI gonna take our jobs and kill us all"...

We put men on the moon 60 freaking YEARS AGO...

BUT you can type:

Gippopotamus... OR

Gsterectomy

Gelicopter pilot

And these freaking keyboards CANNOT figure it out??

Get 43 letters correct and the 1st letter wrong...and computers/phones are truly incapable of figuring out what you were intending. Don't hold your breath folks.

Also apparently I had a heart attack before 50yo at 5ft10in and 175lbs. So yay...Drove myself to the ER yesterday with chest pain and I had one. Am back home now and fine but I have follow ups with the cardiologist etc and now I am on BP medicine and aspirin regimen dangit. I am thankful to the Lord to still be alive and this kinda sucks though to be honest. I have a thing with my daughter tonight though and I am not telling her. She is 17yo and the closest human to perfect I have ever known and deserves to never, ever have to worry about me.

I would appreciate a little prayer though if yall can spare a minute or 2. I want to meet my grandkids and I am still dealing with some mild chest pain from time to time and it scares me a little to be honest.

All the best Marcus. Here's the thing - from experience - I've had my aortic valve replaced twice, have a couple of stents, etc. I see the heart as a mechanical issue and feel far more comfortable with that than GV's cancer and any number of other medical issues. You can fix body related mechanical issues these days; a lot of the other stuff, well ... The doc who did the stents when I went in for some chest pain during exertion (and I won't go into the exertion bit, but the wife turned me in), said cardiologists these days feel like they can fix everything IF you get to them on time. If in doubt, turn yourself in. ERs respond pretty fast to people complaining of chest pain.

Take care of yourself, you mean a lot to many others in your life.

 

[RavinDave]

All this talk about " AI gonna take our jobs and kill us all"...

We put men on the moon 60 freaking YEARS AGO...

BUT you can type:

Gippopotamus... OR

Gsterectomy

Gelicopter pilot

And these freaking keyboards CANNOT figure it out??

Get 43 letters correct and the 1st letter wrong...and computers/phones are truly incapable of figuring out what you were intending. Don't hold your breath folks.

Also apparently I had a heart attack before 50yo at 5ft10in and 175lbs. So yay...Drove myself to the ER yesterday with chest pain and I had one. Am back home now and fine but I have follow ups with the cardiologist etc and now I am on BP medicine and aspirin regimen dangit. I am thankful to the Lord to still be alive and this kinda sucks though to be honest. I have a thing with my daughter tonight though and I am not telling her. She is 17yo and the closest human to perfect I have ever known and deserves to never, ever have to worry about me.

I would appreciate a little prayer though if yall can spare a minute or 2. I want to meet my grandkids and I am still dealing with some mild chest pain from time to time and it scares me a little to be honest.

Praying for you man.

And today I just went through a treadmill stress test due to intermittent chest pain I’ve been having for a few weeks now. Would have done it a month ago but had to make the long trip to Knoxville last month for Mom’s 97th birthday.

 

[RavinDave]

Great idea.

So we have for candidates:

The Tiddy Barn
The Harsh Mellow (wife's and no I'm not explaining it)
The Boars Nest
Porky's

Udder Perfection

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Praying for you man.

And today I just went through a treadmill stress test due to intermittent chest pain I’ve been having for a few weeks now. Would have done it a month ago but had to make the long trip to Knoxville last month for Mom’s 97th birthday.

Prayers for complete healing and good health!

And 97 is a good long life, congratulations to your Mom!

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Great idea.

So we have for candidates:

The Tiddy Barn
The Harsh Mellow (wife's and no I'm not explaining it)
The Boars Nest
Porky's

The Swine Pit

 

[RavinDave]

Prayers for complete healing and good health!

And 97 is a good long life, congratulations to your Mom!

Thanks man

 

[RavinDave]

The Swine Pit

Hog’s Heaven

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Great idea.

So we have for candidates:

The Tiddy Barn
The Harsh Mellow (wife's and no I'm not explaining it)
The Boars Nest
Porky's

The Feeding Trough
Tits on a Hog
No Sows Allowed

 

[Wireless1]

I'm open to suggestions. What's a good bourbon for the money? It's not the best but for the money I can't beat Evan Williams

I’ve been favoring the Jefferson products lately

 

[volfanhill]

The Harsh Mellow (wife's and no I'm not explaining it)

Bc you have a mean exterior but are secretly soft like a marshmallow on the inside?

 

[Orangeburst]

The Fine Wine and Swine

 

[RavinDave]

The Fine Wine and Swine

Slurp and Burp

 

[Ritzwatch]

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I'm open to suggestions. What's a good bourbon for the money? It's not the best but for the money I can't beat Evan Williams

For the money, the Jim Beam Black 8 year was spot on a good deal.

If you find it, buy it; that are selling the 7 year now, and it is not as good.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Great idea.

So we have for candidates:

The Tiddy Barn
The Harsh Mellow (wife's and no I'm not explaining it)
The Boars Nest
Porky's

Hog’s Fine Swine And House Of ill Repute

We will serve no Swine before it’s time.

 

[Orangeburst]

The Pork and Fork

 

[NorthDallas40]

Lil Piggie’s Pole Barn