Enki_Amenra
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There is a man at work who sneezes all the time. It's worse than seasonal allergies. It's like a tic or something and it gets annoying as crap when you're working with him.
But wait, there's more. . .
There is a man at work that, no matter where he's at in the building if he hears the man sneeze he yells "Bless You", but he says it like he's talking to a baby or a dog or something. It never fails, he always does it, even if you can barely hear the sneeze.
I always have to make sure they're working at different sites or i hear crap about it from everyone else for the rest of the week.
This morning the sneezing man went into a fit and the Bless You guy went off into a Bless You flurry. I was trying to talk to another contractor and all we could hear was "Sneeze", Bless You", over and over for about 2 minutes straight. Then we hear a door slam and one guy start screaming. One of the other guys got tired of hearing it and slammed the door on the box trailer side door. The bless you man had his foot in the door. He's been crying about going to the emergency room and how I'm lucky he likes me, cause he'd sue me for an unsafe workplace.
One of the sites got shut down for a couple days, that's what I was talking to the other guy about. There is probably gonna be a fight at some point today because I had to send everyone to the same job so they wouldn't miss any work hours.
I had the Bless You man wait a few minutes behind after everyone left to make sure he wasn't really hurt. They're all gonna flip out when they see him pull up to the job here in about 5 mins.
But wait, there's more. . .
There is a man at work that, no matter where he's at in the building if he hears the man sneeze he yells "Bless You", but he says it like he's talking to a baby or a dog or something. It never fails, he always does it, even if you can barely hear the sneeze.
I always have to make sure they're working at different sites or i hear crap about it from everyone else for the rest of the week.
This morning the sneezing man went into a fit and the Bless You guy went off into a Bless You flurry. I was trying to talk to another contractor and all we could hear was "Sneeze", Bless You", over and over for about 2 minutes straight. Then we hear a door slam and one guy start screaming. One of the other guys got tired of hearing it and slammed the door on the box trailer side door. The bless you man had his foot in the door. He's been crying about going to the emergency room and how I'm lucky he likes me, cause he'd sue me for an unsafe workplace.
One of the sites got shut down for a couple days, that's what I was talking to the other guy about. There is probably gonna be a fight at some point today because I had to send everyone to the same job so they wouldn't miss any work hours.
I had the Bless You man wait a few minutes behind after everyone left to make sure he wasn't really hurt. They're all gonna flip out when they see him pull up to the job here in about 5 mins.


