old Bama joke

[Chickenfarmer]

Do you know why all of the signs in Alabama say “ROLL TIDE”

Because they do not know how to spell
“GO ELEPHANTS”

 

[deezvols]

Bama is the joke…

 

[Enigmatic_Vol]

I got threatened by a UAT fan because I said Bahr Bryant was so crooked, they had to screw him into the ground.

 

[Enigmatic_Vol]

"I sure wish I could do that" one UAT fan said, the other one said "Naw you don't, that dog will bite you!"

 

[Sudden Impact]

Most Alabamians think Va*ina is an Italian Airlines.

Family trees run in straight lines.

Saban was so disgusted with QB play he asked if anybody could pass a football. An OL raised his hand and said he could pass it if he could shallow it.

 

[ArmchairQB]

There is really no need for the hate and disrespect in this thread, especially after that campus has had to go through such a recent tragedy. Stop It! In case you didn't know, last Sunday night the University of Alabama Library burnt entirely to the ground! State officials report that it was a total loss. There was nothing left except the axles.

And the real tragedy is that half the books weren’t even colored in yet. Lord help me I just (mis)used a Spurrier joke.

 

[dieseldaddy]

Bear Bryant, what guy
Beat him once and then he dies
Nothing stinks like a dead bear
Go Vols

 

[basspond]

Bubba went to Alabama on a full ride. He was an excellent running back but a poor student. At graduation, he did not have enough semester hours to graduate. Since he was a star football player, the student body held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed and said he would give Bubba test and if he passed, he would graduate. All gathered in the gym on the big day - the dean asked Bubba," What is three times seven?" Bubba stood there speechless but looked at his fingers and then down to his toes. After about 5 minutes, Bubba looked around the gym and smiled and said I think I know the answer. "Three times seven is twenty-one!" he said. There was a groan from the stands and then dead silence, the dean was glancing around in shock. All of a sudden, a chant started in the stands, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

If a couple gets married in Alabama and gets a divorce in Las Vegas, are they still brother and sister?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What do you girl a girl that can outrun her brother in Alabama?

A virgin

 

[marvin616]

How does a Bama fan find his sister in the woods?


Attractive

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

It’s been reported that Alabama’s library caught fire and burned up both their books.

And one hadn’t been colored in, yet.

 

[knoxchief]

What happened to all the 50 cent pieces? Alabama football players married them!

 

[Butch s]

What does a tornado and an alabama divorce have in common.

Either one somebody’s losing a trailer

 

[KingstonVolunteer79$]

 

[RealOrangeVol]

 

[Behr]

What do you girl a girl that can outrun her brother in Alabama?

A virgin

I don't know Joe, what do you girl a girl that can outrun her brother in Alabama?

 

[Behr]

What happened to all the 50 cent pieces? Alabama football players married them!

 

[HighWaterVol]

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone there has same DNA

 

[HighWaterVol]

What do two bammers say after they break up?

Let’s just be cousins.

 

[Volador]

What do fish and Alabama women have in common? They both stop shaking their tail after you catch them!

Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.

 

[711orange]

what is the best thing to come out of Alabama? I 59 north

 

[Behr]

How do stop a bammer from laughing?


Slap them in the face with a porcupine.

 

[Hulavol]

What does a girl in Alabama say after sex ?

“Get off me Daddy, you’re crushing my menthols.”

 

[superdave1984]

Whay is the bama state flag just an X? That's how most of the residents write their name.