Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[MarcoVol]

The fact that someone this clueless has a vote in the AP Poll invalidates the whole thing.

AP poll only exists now for people to talk about. CFP rankings are all that matter. Rankings up until then mean diddly.

 

[SagginVawls]

I'm gonna put all off Abe's picks in a $.75 parlay. . .

*$1 to win $91

You my ride or die. Let’s do it.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Well I’ve watched the Vols suck most of my life and I’ve been patient with them lol

Also unfair to say the front office stinks when most of the FO is in their first year with the org

The FO is the sum of all their decisions, but man, the Dan Moore signing looks terrible through one game.

 

[peaygolf]

Any relation to Sterl?

Not sure if he can DJ….

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Vibe.....

 

[engineerVOL]

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You gotta add more A.



twhs

 

[Vol423]

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Her voting rights should be immediately terminated, and not just her AP Poll voting rights.

 

[engineerVOL]

This is why women shouldn’t be able to vote.


in the AP.

 

[Adam Sandler]

This was originally posted in August/September of 2010. I can’t find the exact original posting, but credit to @nicksjuzunk for keeping it going in some old game threads. It’s a VN classic (*And by the way I’m pretty sure the original poster was doing it tongue in cheek):

“These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!”

UPDATED:

Reasons we are going to beat UGA, according to an exemplary Tennessee fan.

1. They sorry as hell.

2. Kirby got a bowl cut worse than Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber.

3. They team is charmin soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4. The quarterback run a knitting class for the team. All the drawers is handmade by each other. Weird as ****.

5. The offensive line ain’t healthy. In fact, many of them have syphilis.

6. They sorry as hell.

7. They fans are in their most natural state when they on all fours and barkin like the bitches they are.

8. Tennessee is Gods team. And he took sundays off so we could be at our best on Saturdays. The time is now.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. We gone be so loud they players ears gone bleed and they fans TVs gone shake. Shoo, they they all may well sh!t they pants.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. The Pope is with us. He got Eric Berry jersey and we all know what happens when the Georgia players get met over the middle by EB14.

14. Our boys is better players and people.

15. We recruiting Georgia again like the 90s. We got more fans in that state than they do.

16. They defense the only thing they got, but they all dumb.

17. The only thing they worth a Hail Mary for is the tax money they generate for Clarke County through reckless driving tickets and Vehicular Homicide bail bonds.

18. The magic 8 ball said so.

19. Rocky Top gone ring through they head like Kars for Kids. 1 877 KARS 4 KIDS K A R S KARS 4 KIDS 1 877 KARS 4 KIDS DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY.

In fact, they likely gone lose they minds and have to wear straight jackets during the bus ride home.

20. Most importantly, because I said so! WGWTFA

 

[25vol]

Even better, don’t speak in absolutes and you don’t have to eat as much crow

Here’s me breaking Obi-Wans rule…
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WGWTFA THIS SATURDAY. BOOK IT.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

You gotta add more A.



twhs

or you could just say "thank you for my cool gif, @TN-POSSUM".

 

[peaygolf]

Her voting rights should be immediately terminated, and not just her AP Poll voting rights.

As should this dudes…..

 

[SpringBokVol]

This is terrifying.

The voters should be held accountable.

And yes lady it matters. It’s a billion dollar industry.

 

[engineerVOL]

Confidence is increasing….

Heupel is 3-0 with Gameday FWIW.

Edit: in Knoxville

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Her voting rights should be immediately terminated, and not just her AP Poll voting rights.

Most of the media is either dumb, conniving, or lazy. Some writers are all 3.



Integrity has been replaced with incompetence

 

[SpringBokVol]

AP poll only exists now for people to talk about. CFP rankings are all that matter. Rankings up until then mean diddly.

I would agree except this stupid poll is basically used as a baseline to start the CFPs first poll. One or two exceptions but never anything crazy different.

 

[Adam Sandler]

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You may have heard of a king fisher, but have you ever heard of a prince toucan?

 

[25vol]

The difference maker this weekend, Joey Aguilar aka the Volcanic Hispanic.

Kid’s going to read the Georgia defense like the gunslinger he is and pick them apart. He can make the throws. He just has to make the reads. I KNOW he can do it!

The dawgs will remember this loss!

 

[DD4ME]

I'm gonna put all off Abe's picks in a $.75 parlay. . .

*$1 to win $91

I like it

 

[DD4ME]

This is why women shouldn’t be able to vote.


in the AP.

End suffrage?

 

[engineerVOL]

End suffrage?

 

[SagginVawls]

Confidence is increasing….

Heupel is 3-0 with Gameday FWIW.

Wasn’t Gameday in Athens in 2022?

Edit* He is 3-2 (3-3 if you count the Ohio State game last year) BUT he is 2-0 at home for gameday.

 

[peaygolf]

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[engineerVOL]

Wasn’t Gameday in Athens in 2022?

I mean at home.

Sorey

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

AP poll only exists now for people to talk about. CFP rankings are all that matter. Rankings up until then mean diddly.

AP poll influences the CFP poll doe