Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

Jalin Hyatt vs. Alabubba 2022. Never see anything or hear anyone talking about that game.
Hyatt touchdown gif gets posted here on the regular. Prolly the #1 mojo gif since the day it happened.

You can't expect the national press to talk about the most points ever scored on a Nick Saban Alabama team.
 
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Do you mix equal parts of each item?
@Batman1948

Originally the first couple tomes I followed the recipe that I found on the internet.

Now it’s like cooking your favorite dish, you just throw it together.

I use a 16 ounce bottle of hydrogen peroxide, at least 1/3-1//2 box of the refrigerator sized baking soda boxes and 1/3 to 1/2 regular bottle of Dawn dishwashing detergent.

Someone else mentioned it that you should completely wash the dog with the mixture before using any water. This is the best tip! Skunk spray is basically oil. Adding water first, just spreads it around and makes your job harder.

First time, I was gloved up with an old raincoat on (threw it away) because I didn’t want to get any of the skunk oil on me. Now, I just pretty much use so much of the mixture that it takes care of any that gets on me too.

True story: the first time it happened, I couldn’t tell which of my 3 dogs were skunked. It was only one, stupidly I bent over to smell each dog. The skunked dog jumped up putting skunk oil on my face around my mouth and chin. The pure skunk oil caused my face and lips to go numb! Scared the crap out of me. Used the aforementioned concoction on my face as well with excellent results.

At our lake house, I have a shelf full of bottles of hydrogen peroxide, boxes of baking soda and bottles of Dawn. Never catch me unprepared again! 😂
 
True but if you switched out our offense for Ohio States then we would have won that game. I didn’t mean that defense isn’t important but you are more likely to win with an electric offense and poor defense than with a dominant defense and poor offense. It use to be the opposite.
You should tell that to Dan Fouts and the Chargers and the Chicago Bears from the 80's. Defense travels and never goes in a slump.
 
“We know there have been some less than stellar reports on Merk so here’s some disconnected footage that neither confirms or denies these claims.”
Nice GIFs | Tenor
 
Okay, so now you can make a career as a professional whiner:

In Washington, DC:
“Protests have grown alongside the federal crackdown. Adam Swart, CEO of crowd rental firm Crowds on Demand, said requests for demonstrators in Washington are up 400% from last year and that the vast majority of attendees at political events are paid or participating as part of their work duties.”

Crowds on Demand are people paid to attend protests 😳

Maybe we could fund NIL by renting out VolTwitter and the Legion of the Miserable. They have been doing all this bitching and moaning for generations for free. Maybe now they could be useful! 😎

Is it legal to round them all up and put their natural talents to work for the good of all of VolNation? Can the VN attorneys weigh in on this matter? We’re not forcing them to do anything that they don’t already do every freaking minute of every freaking day anyway. Why not harness all of that malicious energy and channel it into an endeavor that could fund Tennessee NIL rate at a Higher level than Texas Tech, miami, texas , Oregon, and Texas A&M combined! 🤠

Guaranteed path to

17-0 🤠

We’re going there anyway this year, but we should invest in the future. 😂
That company has been around for a while. They can't supply a huge number of folks, more like enough folks to fill out where the cameras are pointing, but it's certainly disappointing to know that so many folks that look like super dedicated supporters at your preferred candidate's rally are likely paid actors. It's interesting to read on reddit where people talk about getting paid for stuff like this. One said her girl scout troup did it to raise funds...they got paid to sit in a crowd and laugh/cheer at a puppeteering talent contest. Funny stuff.

If college gameday goes to Alabama this season, someone should pay a small crowd to pretend they're Alabama fans and have them stand behind the gameday set and do stupid stuff.
 
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