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Enki's conspiracy of the day: "fishing is animal abuse"
I don't agree, but it's a whole lot more plausible than most of the PETA lines. People stick a hook through an animals cheek just for fun then throw it back most of the time. Fishing for food is one thing, but fishing for fun could be argued to be cruel.
 
I don't agree, but it's a whole lot more plausible than most of the PETA lines. People stick a hook through an animals cheek just for fun then throw it back most of the time. Fishing for food is one thing, but fishing for fun could be argued to be cruel.
Its proven with empirical data tested using hyperhetico-deductive model, subsequently published in major scientific journals and presented at major Ichthyology conferences.

Fish were outfitted with small shock collars, and sophisticated microphones that when hooked through mouth would translate fish language into curse words. 1 bubble was 'ow ****' and two or more '**** me running.'

Shock collar was for sport.

No fish was found to be in pain when hooked. Surprisingly even when shocked.

Experiment concluded when a Musky ate them.
 
I don't agree, but it's a whole lot more plausible than most of the PETA lines. People stick a hook through an animals cheek just for fun then throw it back most of the time. Fishing for food is one thing, but fishing for fun could be argued to be cruel.
Bill Dance moves to edge of his seat.👀👀👀
 
Bill Dance moves to edge of his seat.👀👀👀
Dance cracks me up. Dude is legit, I think he actually tourney fished. but man, dude was always just catching hogs.

Notice Shaw, Hank, Orlando all just caught 2-3 pounders.

Come to find out Bill had friends in high places, mostly Mel Tillis. 😂😂

Notice also he'd never mention where he was fishin'.
 
why does every female announcer sound exactly like beth mowings?
Because for some reason they think they have to make their voice artificially deeper.

I know they are taught that in school, but I don't think it's necessary.

A lot of male broadcasters with naturally high voices sound super forced too. Like guys, just speak clearly with your real voice.
 
Because for some reason they think they have to make their voice artificially deeper.

I know they are taught that in school, but I don't think it's necessary.

A lot of male broadcasters with naturally high voices sound super forced too. Like guys, just speak clearly with your real voice.
Or ESPN only hires deeper voiced females
 
Dance cracks me up. Dude is legit, I think he actually tourney fished. but man, dude was always just catching hogs.

Notice Shaw, Hank, Orlando all just caught 2-3 pounders.

Come to find out Bill had friends in high places, mostly Mel Tillis. 😂😂

Notice also he'd never mention where he was fishin'.
Dance was banned from tourney fishing after confessing to filling bass with lead. I understand he stopped tourney fishing completely after that, because he realized the competition drove him to do unethical things. That's when he decided to focus on promoting bass fishing and partnering with outdoor channels and Bass Pro for entertainment, education, and merch.

Edit: He had put bass in a cage while prefishing a tournament. They kept it on the DL and he retired at 39. Also, he competed in the first 8 B.A.S.S tournaments, winning 7 and finishing 2nd in 1.
 
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Dance cracks me up. Dude is legit, I think he actually tourney fished. but man, dude was always just catching hogs.

Notice Shaw, Hank, Orlando all just caught 2-3 pounders.

Come to find out Bill had friends in high places, mostly Mel Tillis. 😂😂

Notice also he'd never mention where he was fishin'.
Great memories….

Bill loved fishing pits and private ponds.

Hank = spinnerbait
Orlando = big rattle traps
Shaw = Mr. Advertising
 
Dance cracks me up. Dude is legit, I think he actually tourney fished. but man, dude was always just catching hogs.

Notice Shaw, Hank, Orlando all just caught 2-3 pounders.

Come to find out Bill had friends in high places, mostly Mel Tillis. 😂😂

Notice also he'd never mention where he was fishin'.
Bill Dance Outdoors was always a must watch at my household....
 

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