The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[PEPPERJAX]

Good grief you dug to China for that!

That thread got bumped goober! In the process of digging to China, I discovered that you make love to gator clowns.

 

[Behr]

 

[McDad]

Hey man, did that experimental viagra-type medication your urologist tested on you do anything good for your junk?

It mostly works and has some strength in it now at least. In the mornings it’s very stiff and tight and I put heat on it and stretch it back out.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey man, did that experimental viagra-type medication your urologist tested on you do anything good for your junk?

This was true McDadian work.

 

[VolNExile]

Hey man, did that experimental viagra-type medication your urologist tested on you do anything good for your junk?

lol

 

[GordonC]

 

[Behr]

This was true McDadian work.

More like one of your's.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@Behr, Still making the sex tape with Souce on your sabbatical?

Watching it now. Better than I expected.

 

[theFallGuy]

@Behr, Still making the sex tape with Souce on your sabbatical?

OH LAWD. So Big mad

 

[GordonC]

I've herd of people gettin tha herp from a toilet seat, but what did you say happened two you?

Got knocked up by a Kybo

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Windy, why do women date guys that are jerks?

They are relying on their D.

 

[malinoisvol]

Before Souce:

I'm also curious.

After Souce.

What cream do you prefer for herpes?

 

[McDad]

Before Souce:

After Souce.

LMAO

That was fantastic.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Hell naw. It would probably be some form of beaver sushi
And not the good kind.

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[95 Vol Alum]

Would you believe me if I told you we could solve the problem and likely for no expense……at all……except for a couple hours of soft labor, using a garden hose.

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[Orangeslice13]

@95 Vol Alum
There is a board where construction guys talk. There’s a thread where people quote things that are said without context. You’d love it.

Today someone said “this would be easier if I had shorter nipples”

 

[Behr]

Heard Weezer was having an all male butterball party at his house tomorrow and souce was gonna be there..

I'm headed there tomorrow then

 

[theFallGuy]

So immature!

 

[Behr]

Been there with a daughter's boyfriend

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey SNF, what did you tell Souce when he asked you for a musical selection the other night at the Midget Gay Bar?

I enjoy some village people, but I figure they might have the ghey he was asking for.

 

[Behr]

Do you think you're funny?

I try, but, admittedly, I'm not any good at it.

 

[Behr]

 

[GordonC]

What did you think wen joe and souce showed up in the bathroom stall with you and dey was both wearin Buck-ee onesies?

Nom nom nom nom

OH

LORT

 

[Behr]

What did you think wen joe and souce showed up in the bathroom stall with you and dey was both wearin Buck-ee onesies?



OH

LORT

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

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Hey Fox, how hot was that gif for you?

Too dang hot to be wearing all these clothes.