Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#64,877
PEPPERJAX said:
You don't like knockers? WTH DUDE!
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I dont dislike em...but i prefer B or C cup to big boobs, and i detest fake boobs usually neck mounted and silly looking. "More than a mouthful is wasted" as they say...i like chicks that can look composed when not wearing a bra...

I like em skinny/trim with a nice butt and legs. My wife is 5ft7in and her legs are longer than mine despite me being 3 or 4 inches taller than her.
 
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Olivia is 39 years old fwiw...i like grown azz women. Not girls. Woman by that age should be able to tell you exactly what she enjoys...and the rest is history. Being a giver...an unselfish lover...pays off tenfold. Thankfully i learned that pretty early on, likely bc i dated older chicks. Give me an experienced woman over an inexperienced girl every time.
 

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marcusluvsvols said:
I dont dislike em...but i prefer B or C cup to big boobs, and i detest fake boobs usually neck mounted and silly looking. "More than a mouthful is wasted" as they say...i like chicks that can look composed when not wearing a bra...

I like em skinny/trim with a nice butt and legs. My wife is 5ft7in and her legs are longer than mine despite me being 3 or 4 inches taller than her.
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for me they have to fit the body. or one thing is disproportionately larger than the rest. if you can have huge knockers, you should at least have a nice butt. A huge butt, you better be rocking some sweater cows too. they don't have to be the same size, but within the same ballpark.

Natural or fake I hate when chicks look top heavy. like a twig with toothpic arms, no arse, and then some double Ds on her? no thank you. if you are a toothpick be a toothpick. If you got curves, work them curves. fake is fake no matter where it is.

definitely cant handle the fake lips.
 
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LouderVol said:
for me they have to fit the body. or one thing is disproportionately larger than the rest. if you can have huge knockers, you should at least have a nice butt. A huge butt, you better be rocking some sweater cows too. they don't have to be the same size, but within the same ballpark.

Natural or fake I hate when chicks look top heavy. like a twig with toothpic arms, no arse, and then some double Ds on her? no thank you. if you are a toothpick be a toothpick. If you got curves, work them curves. fake is fake no matter where it is.

definitely cant handle the fake lips.
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Naturally large knockers on a petite woman are special.
 
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LouderVol said:
for me they have to fit the body. or one thing is disproportionately larger than the rest. if you can have huge knockers, you should at least have a nice butt. A huge butt, you better be rocking some sweater cows too. they don't have to be the same size, but within the same ballpark.

Natural or fake I hate when chicks look top heavy. like a twig with toothpic arms, no arse, and then some double Ds on her? no thank you. if you are a toothpick be a toothpick. If you got curves, work them curves. fake is fake no matter where it is.

definitely cant handle the fake lips.
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I HATE HATE HATE this new fake lips crap that seems to have started with the trashy Kardashians....from lip injections to outlining 1/4 to 1/2in OUTSIDE their actual lips, then smearing heavy lipstick over everything inside the lines like their face was a coloring book and they just need to stay in the lines. ..

Newsflash: nobody believes that those are your lips girls...from what my friends and i say, guys never wanted yall to have big lips anyway...thats not a trait thats common for white chicks. In fact, when a guy describes a woman he is attracted to, i have never, ever even once heard a compliment about her lips whether big or small. Never. Ever. Thats about 137th items down the list on what men are attracted to. Most can be easily sorted (bout 98% of us) by simply asking if they are boobs or azz men. It really is that simple. Theres even a special place in our hearts for "butterfaces" with great bodies but an ugly mug...as in "everything looks great butterface.."
 
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With all the technology they have in cars these days, they will damn near drive themselves in good weather between lane assist/adaptive cruise control....

So why in the Hell do windshield wipers still only have settings of " crystal meth cheetah" and ,"3 toed sloth with Parkinsons" with nothing ever in between?? It has to either swipe once a week, or so fast its tearing the damn rubber up?? It never occurred to anyone in the last 100 years to fix that?

When my Pappaw worked at TVA building electronics etc, he had a Thunderbird super coupe with this problem...he wired in a little box under the radio that had a sliding switch on the front where you could adjust the intermittent wipers to whatever speed desired. This was maybe 1990...so its been 33 years and we still have to deal with crap on these $30k and up cars that my elderly Pappaw solved back in the analog days?? Seriously? Wtf....

Some of yall have a lot more $ than i do....does your expensive car let you set the speed of your wipers to whatever is needed? Or yall still have 3 stops, none of which are OK unless youre in a hurricane or it isnt really raining, just sprinkling occasionally?
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
With all the technology they have in cars these days, they will damn near drive themselves in good weather between lane assist/adaptive cruise control....

So why in the Hell do windshield wipers still only have settings of " crystal meth cheetah" and ,"3 toed sloth with Parkinsons" with nothing ever in between?? It has to either swipe once a week, or so fast its tearing the damn rubber up?? It never occurred to anyone in the last 100 years to fix that?

When my Pappaw worked at TVA building electronics etc, he had a Thunderbird super coupe with this problem...he wired in a little box under the radio that had a sliding switch on the front where you could adjust the intermittent wipers to whatever speed desired. This was maybe 1990...so its been 33 years and we still have to deal with crap on these $30k and up cars that my elderly Pappaw solved back in the analog days?? Seriously? Wtf....

Some of yall have a lot more $ than i do....does your expensive car let you set the speed of your wipers to whatever is needed? Or yall still have 3 stops, none of which are OK unless youre in a hurricane or it isnt really raining, just sprinkling occasionally?
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Solid work here in the bold lol
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
With all the technology they have in cars these days, they will damn near drive themselves in good weather between lane assist/adaptive cruise control....

So why in the Hell do windshield wipers still only have settings of " crystal meth cheetah" and ,"3 toed sloth with Parkinsons" with nothing ever in between?? It has to either swipe once a week, or so fast its tearing the damn rubber up?? It never occurred to anyone in the last 100 years to fix that?

When my Pappaw worked at TVA building electronics etc, he had a Thunderbird super coupe with this problem...he wired in a little box under the radio that had a sliding switch on the front where you could adjust the intermittent wipers to whatever speed desired. This was maybe 1990...so its been 33 years and we still have to deal with crap on these $30k and up cars that my elderly Pappaw solved back in the analog days?? Seriously? Wtf....

Some of yall have a lot more $ than i do....does your expensive car let you set the speed of your wipers to whatever is needed? Or yall still have 3 stops, none of which are OK unless youre in a hurricane or it isnt really raining, just sprinkling occasionally?
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Mine has way more than three settings - never been a problem except they don't need to wipe as often while stopped as while moving - actual rain vs rain + tire spray, so sometimes I adjust them to keep the blades from wiping a dry windshield while stopped.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
With all the technology they have in cars these days, they will damn near drive themselves in good weather between lane assist/adaptive cruise control....

So why in the Hell do windshield wipers still only have settings of " crystal meth cheetah" and ,"3 toed sloth with Parkinsons" with nothing ever in between?? It has to either swipe once a week, or so fast its tearing the damn rubber up?? It never occurred to anyone in the last 100 years to fix that?

When my Pappaw worked at TVA building electronics etc, he had a Thunderbird super coupe with this problem...he wired in a little box under the radio that had a sliding switch on the front where you could adjust the intermittent wipers to whatever speed desired. This was maybe 1990...so its been 33 years and we still have to deal with crap on these $30k and up cars that my elderly Pappaw solved back in the analog days?? Seriously? Wtf....

Some of yall have a lot more $ than i do....does your expensive car let you set the speed of your wipers to whatever is needed? Or yall still have 3 stops, none of which are OK unless youre in a hurricane or it isnt really raining, just sprinkling occasionally?
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Mine has a sensor and makes a swipe based on how many drops are counted by the computer. I can adjust the sensitivity.
My other cars have an intermittent setting which has adjustable swipe setting...your Pappaw's idea is commonplace now.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
With all the technology they have in cars these days, they will damn near drive themselves in good weather between lane assist/adaptive cruise control....

So why in the Hell do windshield wipers still only have settings of " crystal meth cheetah" and ,"3 toed sloth with Parkinsons" with nothing ever in between?? It has to either swipe once a week, or so fast its tearing the damn rubber up?? It never occurred to anyone in the last 100 years to fix that?

When my Pappaw worked at TVA building electronics etc, he had a Thunderbird super coupe with this problem...he wired in a little box under the radio that had a sliding switch on the front where you could adjust the intermittent wipers to whatever speed desired. This was maybe 1990...so its been 33 years and we still have to deal with crap on these $30k and up cars that my elderly Pappaw solved back in the analog days?? Seriously? Wtf....

Some of yall have a lot more $ than i do....does your expensive car let you set the speed of your wipers to whatever is needed? Or yall still have 3 stops, none of which are OK unless youre in a hurricane or it isnt really raining, just sprinkling occasionally?
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My last truck had rain sensing wipers. It would only swipe if it detected rain on the windshield.
 
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Why in the blue hell are Milwaukee tools so expensive?

I get they are tough and Lord only knows the abuse I put that circular saw through in Iraq and it kept on chugging along, but the prices on the M18 Fuel tools are absurd.

Minor rant.
 
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hog88 said:
Contractor friend of mine swears by Ryobi. I'm kind of locked into DeWalt since the wife was thoughtful and gave me a set of 20VMax tools for Christmas.
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I swore by Craftsman for the longest time before slowly moving towards Ryobi. I've still got a handful of Craftsman 19.2 volt tools that i broke down and bought the Lithium batteries for. But they tend to be way underpowered these days and I'm replacing them one at a time. SSC had fun at Christmas tool shopping for me.

If I wasn't invested in Ryobi, I'd probably get Dewalt myself. Though I'll probably get corded tools in that brand. Had a guy selling me on Rigid a few weeks ago. They have battery replacements for life. One goes bad, they replace it no question.

Not sold on the "big" Ryobi tools like their table or miter saws. I'll stick with Dewalt for that too.
 
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Grand Vol said:
I swore by Craftsman for the longest time before slowly moving towards Ryobi. I've still got a handful of Craftsman 19.2 volt tools that i broke down and bought the Lithium batteries for. But they tend to be way underpowered these days and I'm replacing them one at a time. SSC had fun at Christmas tool shopping for me.

If I wasn't invested in Ryobi, I'd probably get Dewalt myself. Though I'll probably get corded tools in that brand. Had a guy selling me on Rigid a few weeks ago. They have battery replacements for life. One goes bad, they replace it no question.

Not sold on the "big" Ryobi tools like their table or miter saws. I'll stick with Dewalt for that too.
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If my living depended on working my tools everyday I'd go with Rigid for most cordless tools.
 
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