Missed Connection

[TN-POSSUM]

Guys, what if this is all a metaphor?! "Fastchad" represents how quickly Tennessee rose back from the ashes last year to become a force to be reckoned with. "Brittany" represents those few good years we had with Dobbs, Jennings, etc. Now, "Jodi" represents how close we were going to the playoffs, but sadly we watched it fade away, and fastchad trying to reach her, is us hoping to find that magic again next season! The tattoo, that's what makes us unique, as a team, and a fanbase. I'm telling you, this is a sign. We're coming Jodi, we're all coming for you!

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

We're coming Jodi, we're all coming for you!

Not all of us are coming as fast as Chad tho...

 

[Devo182]

Clemson fan.

Not sure if can be trusted.

 

[GAVol]

You should have posted this in the Zone. More eyes in there.

That's a solid point. He would get much better advice in the Zone.

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[82_VOL_83]

You should have posted this in the Zone. More eyes in there.

Half da zone already heruh

 

[82_VOL_83]

That's a solid point. He would get much better advice in the Zone.

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It's like majic!

 

[VolNExile]

You should have posted this in the Zone. More eyes in there.

That's a solid point. He would get much better advice in the Zone.

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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mal, you idiot!

 

[theFallGuy]

That's a solid point. He would get much better advice in the Zone.

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[theFallGuy]

This information would have been helpful BEFORE I started dating her.

please attach her noods so we can provide reasonable advice

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Is this her?

 

[hooperj75]

 

[theFallGuy]

Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.

look bro, if you take her to the Sizzler for steak night she is guaranteed to take her clothes off

 

[McDad]

LOL. I actually had a mullet last year but had to cut it for a court appearance.

Much like Jodi's thighs, the plot thickens.

 

[Nash_Vol97]

This sounds like a case for VolTwitter. If there is anyone that can find Jodi, it’s them. Just set up a time and let them know which Applebees for her to meet you at and they will take care of the rest. Wear your best jorts though, Applebees is a classy establishment.

 

[McDad]

Unfortunately probably not my only mistake here. Is there any way to delete this thread so I can start over?

Not a chance in Helsinki, SpazzyChad.

 

[McDad]

Guys, what if this is all a metaphor?! "Fastchad" represents how quickly Tennessee rose back from the ashes last year to become a force to be reckoned with. "Brittany" represents those few good years we had with Dobbs, Jennings, etc. Now, "Jodi" represents how close we were going to the playoffs, but sadly we watched it fade away, and fastchad trying to reach her, is us hoping to find that magic again next season! The tattoo, that's what makes us unique, as a team, and a fanbase. I'm telling you, this is a sign. We're coming Jodi, we're all coming for you!

Bro...did you start classes at community college or something?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

12 minute halftime like the NFL would be a nice start IMO. That should still be enough time for a performance from the band, albeit the need to cut out one tune may be necessary.

Thanks, I appreciate it. I‘d like to answer your questions but I need to keep my eye on the prize. Sharing stories about my past relationship failures will definitely not impress Jodi.

Not to brag, but I’ve had some success with the ladies. The issue is that the relationships always end poorly.

Always love the line.....Not to brag, BUT..............................

Guys, what if this is all a metaphor?! "Fastchad" represents how quickly Tennessee rose back from the ashes last year to become a force to be reckoned with. "Brittany" represents those few good years we had with Dobbs, Jennings, etc. Now, "Jodi" represents how close we were going to the playoffs, but sadly we watched it fade away, and fastchad trying to reach her, is us hoping to find that magic again next season! The tattoo, that's what makes us unique, as a team, and a fanbase. I'm telling you, this is a sign. We're coming Jodi, we're all coming for you!

That's deep man!

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[82_VOL_83]

Fastchad lost control of his thread.

 

[FastChad]

Fastchad lost control of his thread.

That‘s fair, but I’m holding out hope that it turns around.

 

[joevol33]

Bro...did you start classes at community college or something?

I've always enjoyed writing, but haven't done much lately. This remarkable story of Chad and Jodi may be the inspiration I need!

 

[McDad]

That‘s fair, but I’m holding out hope that it turns around.

That hope was dashed the moment your thread moved to the zone.

 

[FastChad]

Woah! My Jodi has dark hair and I do not have $25K, so don’t even go there.

 

[Toucan Sam]

Jodi Huisentruit's story was actually very sad. I remember her case on Unsolved Mysteries many years ago. They still don't know what happened to her.

 

[GVF]

Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.

It ain't gotta be good to be expensive...


Local health departments had a hand in shutting down their share of Applebee's. Corporate Management doomed the others. The notion that a two person date to Applebee's could generate a $100 bill is so anti-Applebee's. For that kind of money you better be at Texas Roadhouse.


FTR, there was a time long ago that the House Sirloin at Applebee's was a $10 masterpeice that skunked many expensive steaks. But, those days have passed.