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[Orange Studs]

 

[beneVOLence]

If I hit that for $580,000.00. . . I'll split $50k with everyone. . . not sure how to figure the split though. . .

If I change my name to “everyone”, do I get the whole $50,000?

 

[Weezer]

@Enki_Amenra

What do you have to hit tomorrow for your half mil?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Trying to figure out how to do a Parlay

Sounds like you should be playing Canasta and watching Matlock

 

[Weezer]

If I change my name to “everyone”, do I get the whole $50,000?

Not very beneVOLent of you.

 

[TheRain]

Bullsh**... Bullsh**!

 

[TheRain]

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Sounds like you should be playing Canasta and watching Matlock

Canasta is fun and I am still semi young lol

 

[beneVOLence]

Not very beneVOLent of you.

Yeah but Enki would be benevolent to me!

 

[Orange.]

Bullsh**... Bullsh**!

ESPN needs to publicize a rumor that Arky players are on steroids during their game every week until further notice. They can issue an apology later when no one is watching.

 

[jacobyvoln27]

@Enki_Amenra

What do you have to hit tomorrow for your half mil?

I am guessing one of the Kardasians!!!!

 

[Weezer]

Given how he left Jacksonville, I'm surprised Meyer is still considered hirable, but I could see a team like Nebraska or even Auburn doing it.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Given how he left Jacksonville, I'm surprised Meyer is still considered hirable, but I could see a team like Nebraska or even Auburn doing it.

If he entertains either, probably Auburn WHEN it becomes available. Nebraska is out for him. He always struck me that likes to make a splash when he takes over a program. Name thrown out there often means a lot. JMO.

 

[SoilVol]

Yea I just quoted the myth for the salad punchline honestly...Left the link so folks could make their own opinions.I mean all snakes emit odor that's science but what u smell is more or less up to the sniffer I guess...Ive known a few folks say the same about rhe cucumbers and maybe it's got something to do with plants.There may b3 some plant species draws copperheads in at certain times of the year anyone guess..

I just know what i smell and see.We can all agree snakes stink like something when their offended just cause one zooologist dont agree doesn't mean its wrong just as what I've smelled and seen doesn't make me correct.Somewhere in between and I'll go back to it being up to subject of interpertation.You come up in the Holla will go snipe hunting see if we can't find us some copperheads ...

**I mean I'm not being a smart-ass but I'd be surprised if half of these people ever walked in the woods much less lived in them.Being I've seen and smelled them in daylight n nite time and actually seen a copperhead I'm fairly sure I know wtf I'm talking about...I guess if one wiggles underneath their condos or beach front property they can tell me what they think until then I'll stick to what I know..this wasn't directed at you SoilVol

Yeah I'm in agreement with you it's unproven and subjective. I genuinely believe some people think their musk smells like that.

Now about this snipe hunt... lol

I know its a joke but I have actually hunted real snipe. Migratory wading bird that prefers mudflats rather than hollers. They look similar to woodcock (which do prefer hollers) and a lot of people think they're the same. Both are very tasty.

 

[SoilVol]

Bullsh**... Bullsh**!

If I can't pick Josh Heupel and Hendon Hooker's Vols then Pittman's Hogs aren't a terrible pick I guess. Pittman is a good dude. They play good football.

If we are talking basketball and baseball though, I'd never shop at another Walmark in my PJs and camo Crocs with socks if it meant demise for those programs.

 

[SoilVol]

Vols currently behind Clemson, Michigan, USC, and Texas for best odds at being the #4 team in the playoff.

This is intriguing because in this scenario, the Vols will have beaten the Tide in the regular season in Knoxville and lost to Georgia. Then Bama would have to, I assume, beat Georgia in the SEC championship making them the 1-loss SEC champs and the overall #1 seed. Georgia would also have 1 loss, in the SEC championship, and Tennessee's (again) only loss would be Georgia. Thus the seeding shown below.

 

[The Dog]

I have half a mil on the line here! FSU fan tonight,

Damn, good luck, man. I had a horrible night, lost every HR bet, I made tonight. That put me on tilt, so I threw a $10 bet on Ty France to hit a HR in his 4th at bat and he did, +2800, so $290 winner. Saved my night, from minus $100 to plus $190

 

[VolNRaleighNC]

What's the spread you need?

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[PlanetVolunteer]

Bullsh**... Bullsh**!

Have they not seen how intimate they get with their pig down there?

 

[SugarCC]

@alabamaherping on Instagram: "Mother copperhead and all her new born babies, flipped under tin in extreme south Alabama. What an unbelievably adorable scene"

This seems relevant to this thread somehow. No mention of cucumber smell

The countless bites wouldn't kill me, because the heart attack would. Hell, I almost had one just watching that.

 

[seaofORANGE22]

Vols currently behind Clemson, Michigan, USC, and Texas for best odds at being the #4 team in the playoff.

This is intriguing because in this scenario, the Vols will have beaten the Tide in the regular season in Knoxville and lost to Georgia. Then Bama would have to, I assume, beat Georgia in the SEC championship making them the 1-loss SEC champs and the overall #1 seed. Georgia would also have 1 loss, in the SEC championship, and Tennessee's (again) only loss would be Georgia. Thus the seeding shown below.

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Beating Pitt was much more impactful nationally than i expected going into that game.

Long ways to go, but pretty fun to see anybody mention Tennessee and the playoffs in the same sentence.

These next few weeks could be awesome. They could also be heart wrenching. I'm prepared for either but I really hope they're awesome. Love our chances.

If we can maneuver our way to the Alabama game still undefeated its all gonna get super real and everything would be on the table for us. That could be one of the biggest games in Neyland in a long time.

 

[Weezer]

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@Enki_Amenra

What do you have to hit tomorrow for your half mil?

Only 19 more correct wins!
I guessed every first round game in the NCAA basketball tournament. I may have missed 1, either way, that's 31/32. . . point is, hopefully I can go 20/20 on one of these. That would be insane.

 

[NMVol]

Am wondering whether Akron pre-game comments are OK here given the new orthodoxy?

 

[RikidyBones]

Plus a good FSU robs from Florida. Want

But FSU isn't good. They'll be 5-7 despite beating LSU.