The Rod Wilks thread (merged)

[KingNick865]

Well, I think I might be able to get him in, because someone deleted the jokes and reformatted the page, however, they just pulled out some interpretation of the rule I've never seen before, that involves the NFL being the top level of football, even though the NFL is a strictly professional organization.

Yep, I could still win the argument, and they'd still delete the page because of some BS interpretation.

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

"In Rod we thrust "

WHAT??? Not me man...

 

[I MISS THE BOWL BROS.]

A new fishing pole has been made recently. Instead of being known as a rod n' reel it is being called the Rod n' Wilks....because it will catch anything.

Dude at least you could get a real winner for an avatar!

Kimbo lol:

 

[Demon_Vol]

Dude at least you could get a real winner for an avatar!

Kimbo lol:

Who do you think really knocked out Kimbo? Rod Wilks wanted his golden fist necklace so sent a mental punch.... luckily he missed and the wind off it only knocked Kimbo out.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Photographers have tried and failed to take Rod Wilks' picture. You don't take anything from Rod Wilks.

Never yell "Rod Wilks" in a crowded theatre.

 

[Volingatorland]

This thread is pointless. Fulmer isn't going anywhere.

Unfortunately.

Just found this gem from September 19, 2008.... it made me :rofl:

 

[Vol Doc]

Who do you think really knocked out Kimbo? Rod Wilks wanted his golden fist necklace so sent a mental punch.... luckily he missed and the wind off it only knocked Kimbo out.

Ridiculous, Rod Wilks never misses.

 

[B-Stizzy]

Dude at least you could get a real winner for an avatar!

Kimbo lol:

Rod Wilks can make Kimbo Slice..shart.

 

[pantone151]

Just found this gem from September 19, 2008.... it made me :rofl:

Haha yeah, the first post makes me chuckle..."Will this guy stay committed if fulmer is fired?" From 2007. Good stuff.
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[dickens821]

nvm

 

[dickens821]

 

[chavisut]

lulzen.....wait for it

 

[chavisut]

dary

 

[dickens821]

dary

:lol:

 

[Big Orange Rock]

WHAT??? Not me man...

You will if he says to !

 

[rescuevol]

I read the NFL is looking to ban Rod's sweat, people where using it as a perfomance enhancer.

 

[dancinoutlaw]

Rod Wilks graduates in 2012. All prophecies point to world turning events that year. They speak of Wilks.

 

[LittleDTO]

It took Rod Wilks only 1 lick to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
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[LittleDTO]

The first three days of our invasion in Iraq was changed from "Shock-and-awe" to "Rod Wilks."
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[OHvol40]

Chernobyl was really Rod Wilks sneezing.

 

[KingNick865]

Well, even if the Rod Wilks Wikipedia page gets deleted, we've got one on our own VN and Vol wiki. We'd(me and bleedorange) encourage you to edit for Rod Wilks jokes ad naseum.

Rod Wilks - Tennessee Vols

 

[rescuevol]

Did anyone see Matt Kenseth win the race last night? Rod Wilks was pushing him!

 

[bignewt]

Noah built the ark because Rod Wils left the water running in his bathtub.

 

[volmanbill]

So I thought for a (very) little bit about what I should do for post #
5000!
epper::fireworks::baloon::3cheers::baloon: :fireworks::run:

I don't want Rod Wilks mad at me.

 

[rescuevol]

I was watching "Rome is Burning" till Rod put it out.