The Rod Wilks thread (merged)

[OHvol40]

Noah built the ark because Rod Wils left the water running in his bathtub.

Rod does not need to clean himself, in fact adidas uses his sweat in thier cologne. Rod is so fresh and so clean clean.

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

Rod Wilks can tell if they're real or fake.

 

[Rechoryan]

I just read on the Chattanoogan that Rod Wilks got into a knife fight right outside of his dorm......But of course the knife lost.

(Why does this never get old?)

 

[Business]

I just read on the Chattanoogan that Rod Wilks got into a knife fight right outside of his dorm......But of course the knife lost.

(Why does this never get old?)

You keep dropping gems like that and it will get old quick.

 

[Rechoryan]

You keep dropping gems like that and it will get old quick.

I live to please

 

[Business]

I live to please

Yeah, me too. Welcome to VN by the way. I was just twisting your tits a bit.

 

[TXA&M07]

So I assume by this continued love fest for Rod Wilks that yall are having that one can say, If Rod Wilks and Chuck Norris walked into the same room, the room would explode due to the amount of awesomness in it?

 

[chavisut]

Did someone mention awesomeness?

 

[TXA&M07]

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

So I assume by this continued love fest for Rod Wilks that yall are having that one can say, If Rod Wilks and Chuck Norris walked into the same room, the room would explode due to the amount of awesomness in it?

No. Chuck Norris would explode for being in a room with Rod Wilks.

 

[BigSteve09]

So I just got my cell phone bill. There is a "Rod Wilks fee" of $1,000 for everytime I say his name on VN mobile.
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[slewfoot]

I saw where a tater chip with Rods likeness went for over a million on ebay today..

 

[Business]

So I just got my cell phone bill. There is a "Rod Wilks fee" of $1,000 for everytime I say his name on VN mobile.
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Original. I like it.

 

[Themanfromtn]

I got a Rod Wilks gold card the other day, donated it to pay off the stimulus plan.:w00t:

 

[TBrown]

This isn't credible at all -- wanna start by saying that. I was talking to a good friend of mine today. He told me he talked to someone from smyrna that knew RW's high school coach and that he was transferring. I heard to Bama but refuse to believe it. Any merit? I've read rumors on here of him transferring but you never know.

 

[smowkee]

Yeah, me too. Welcome to VN by the way. I was just twisting your tits a bit.

lol...Twisting your tits? That's funny!

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

This isn't credible at all -- wanna start by saying that. I was talking to a good friend of mine today. He told me he talked to someone from smyrna that knew RW's high school coach and that he was transferring. I heard to Bama but refuse to believe it. Any merit? I've read rumors on here of him transferring but you never know.

That could be a good thing if he roundhouse kicks Saban in the back of the face.

 

[Lofton Jr.]

rumor has it that he's quitting football altogether and is starting a new tv show. of course, being the rod wilks show, it will be on air even on analog tv's. rod wilks brings down the man once again

 

[OHvol40]

That could be a good thing if he roundhouse kicks Saban in the back of the face.

Back of the face?

 

[NationofVols]

Bill Gates visited Rod Wilks to come up with a new Windows based on his awesomeness.

 

[govols182]

Back of the face?

Rod Wilks can pass through solid matter.

 

[KB5252]

Rod Wilks can pass through solid matter.

That is a misconception, actually it has been found through scientific study that solid matter actually moves or "bends" out of his way. When asked why, solid matter was quoted as saying "out of respect".

 

[UNAVol89]

Rod Wilks does not get frostbite, Rod Wilks bites frost.

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

Back of the face?

Yes. Rod Wilks is the only man alive that can kick someone in the back of the face.

 

[UT's#1Fan]

I'm not sure what all this Rod Wilks stuff is about, he's NEVER don