I'll be honest I really enjoy watching soccer but don't really know their positions 

 Not a FIFA guy either, then I probably would.
I played AYSO as a kid...right up until they gave us positions...I was OUT. I just wanted to run wild, rogue style.
I'm also pretty sure my childhood coach was more of a professional bodybuilder than a baseball guy. Dude was STACKED. He wore short cutoff jean shorts every day of his life. Great guy. A decade later I saw his son (teammate) at a bowling alley and he mentioned his dad had just "come out"...I tried so hard to act shocked 
