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utkevdawg1 said:
Piranhas are like quicksand.
I had an unhealthy fear of both as a child because I assumed they were everywhere.
But will probably never actually see either in my lifetime.
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Funny story time.

I've only met my older stepbrother (my dad's son from his first of six marriages) once. The one time I did, I noticed that he was missing the tip of his index finger on his right hand down to the knuckle. So, being the inquisitive 12 year old I was, I asked my big sister (his biological sister, my step, but she likes me more than she does him) what had happened.

Turns out that in the state of Florida, it's perfectly legal to own a piranha. My stepbrother had two of them in this huge tank at his house. He was, let's say under the influence (he had smoked 4.4 marijuanas and drunk a lot of beer lol), was showing the piranhas off to his friends. Their usual food was chunks of raw meat, on that particular day it was chicken. He tosses the chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Tosses a little more chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Started poking at the chicken to get more blood in the water.......the fish moved faster than he did, and kept the tip of his finger in the tank with them.
 
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Tennessee needs to start landing some of these kids that we led for at the big weekend. (CJ Allen and Vic Burley were always headed elsewhere). And, I think we will.
 
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DeusExMachina said:
Funny story time.

I've only met my older stepbrother (my dad's son from his first of six marriages) once. The one time I did, I noticed that he was missing the tip of his index finger on his right hand down to the knuckle. So, being the inquisitive 12 year old I was, I asked my big sister (his biological sister, my step, but she likes me more than she does him) what had happened.

Turns out that in the state of Florida, it's perfectly legal to own a piranha. My stepbrother had two of them in this huge tank at his house. He was, let's say under the influence (he had smoked 4.4 marijuanas and drunk a lot of beer lol), was showing the piranhas off to his friends. Their usual food was chunks of raw meat, on that particular day it was chicken. He tosses the chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Tosses a little more chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Started poking at the chicken to get more blood in the water.......the fish moved faster than he did, and kept the tip of his finger in the tank with them.
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Fake News!!
 
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DeusExMachina said:
Funny story time.

I've only met my older stepbrother (my dad's son from his first of six marriages) once. The one time I did, I noticed that he was missing the tip of his index finger on his right hand down to the knuckle. So, being the inquisitive 12 year old I was, I asked my big sister (his biological sister, my step, but she likes me more than she does him) what had happened.

Turns out that in the state of Florida, it's perfectly legal to own a piranha. My stepbrother had two of them in this huge tank at his house. He was, let's say under the influence (he had smoked 4.4 marijuanas and drunk a lot of beer lol), was showing the piranhas off to his friends. Their usual food was chunks of raw meat, on that particular day it was chicken. He tosses the chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Tosses a little more chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Started poking at the chicken to get more blood in the water.......the fish moved faster than he did, and kept the tip of his finger in the tank with them.
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Atleast he got a cool story out of it
 
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DeusExMachina said:
Funny story time.

I've only met my older stepbrother (my dad's son from his first of six marriages) once. The one time I did, I noticed that he was missing the tip of his index finger on his right hand down to the knuckle. So, being the inquisitive 12 year old I was, I asked my big sister (his biological sister, my step, but she likes me more than she does him) what had happened.

Turns out that in the state of Florida, it's perfectly legal to own a piranha. My stepbrother had two of them in this huge tank at his house. He was, let's say under the influence (he had smoked 4.4 marijuanas and drunk a lot of beer lol), was showing the piranhas off to his friends. Their usual food was chunks of raw meat, on that particular day it was chicken. He tosses the chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Tosses a little more chicken into the tank, fish don't move. Started poking at the chicken to get more blood in the water.......the fish moved faster than he did, and kept the tip of his finger in the tank with them.
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My sister and her husband had one for about 6 months. I was maybe 8 years old. All I remember was this giant eyeball with teeth that rarely moved. 😳
 
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nicksjuzunk said:
Nothing communicates that high level of elite dedication and commitment like the phrase “why not?”

It’s the phrase heard in bars around the world at closing time when you are in 5 beers too deep and are 10 hours from regret
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What is this guy trying to do? Does he think that these monthly random commitment graphics will generate actual interest?
 
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StoVol said:
U need to chill out with the posting... i hate scary movies and scary stuff

Was left unsupervised as a child and watched Exorcist alone at age 11

Ruirnt
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I was 8 or 9 when I watched the Exorcist alone. The only movie that still scares the bejeebies out of me to this day.
 
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Weezer said:
I was 8 or 9 when I watched the Exorcist alone. The only movie that still scares the bejeebies out of me to this day.
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Maybe its my agnosticism but The Exorcist never really scared me that much when I was younger. The Shining and Nightmare on Elm Street messed me something fierce. Later on I saw The Descent, that's a movie I never want to revisit.
 
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