Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[drvenner]

I hope Heupel didn't make a G.I. Jane joke...

Too soon?

Yes

 

[Weezer]

If you are truly worried that your wife might be pooping down your shower drain, you have larger problems than you may realize.

One of the few times I'm glad I don't have a wife.

 

[drvenner]

I support peeing in the shower, but not pooping.

You have to poop sometime.

 

[Glitch]

You have to poop sometime.

I have never been in the shower and thought.... Well, this is happening right now.

 

[volbeast33]

Thought about posting pics, but some of them….

Trying to keep VN somewhat of a family site.

Those girls are somebodies family

 

[drvenner]

Waffle stomping.
FML

 

[Weezer]

I will freely admit I enjoy peeing in the shower. Who doesn't? But pooping should be done in the toilet. There are some lines I'm just not willing to cross.

 

[drvenner]

I have never been in the shower and thought.... Well, this is happening right now.

Yeeah but @Weezer said he does not support pooping. I thought he meant in general.

 

[UpstateVol613]

 

[Weezer]

This is gonna be a great conversation for "those just looking for recruiting news" to stumble on....

 

[DeusExMachina]

I really wish I could tell my story of my one experience with the Ugandan military without catching a timeout. Let's just say that I would have been thankful and overjoyed if they had known the term "waffle stomp".

 

[engineerVOL]

I can never look at Waffle House the same again. Or a shower drain. Thanks, @Devo182 you ruined two things for us all.

 

[Weezer]

I have never been in the shower and thought.... Well, this is happening right now.

I've heard pregnancy can cause incontinence, so you have that to look forward to....

 

[Weezer]

I can never look at Waffle House the same again. Or a shower drain. Thanks, @Devo182 you ruined two things for us all.

It's gonna take more than that to ruin Waffle House...

 

[Batman1948]

There is also one here in Fort Worth.

Edit: I went to the one in Frisco once with my wife. We walked in not knowing it was breastaraunt. To my surprise, we stayed for lunch and a few drinks. Haven’t been back though as it seems a little creepy at my age.

Before she started working from home, I would meet my wife at 54th Street Grill for lunch. One day, after lunch, I was driving through the parking lot and saw some of the girls standing in the doorway of the restaurant and I thought someone had opened a house of ill repute next to 54th Street Grill

 

[Devo182]

It's gonna take more than that to ruin Waffle House...

"Ruining waffle house" is like "ruining the state of Alabama".

The sentence does not compute.

But no doubt more blood will be spilled over both places.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Jackcrevol]

@Jackcrevol imo

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Weezer]

I wish someone could explain to me why the SEC Network is airing softball, and not baseball....

 

[Jackcrevol]

My son and I got left at home tonite. We're pretty bummed that the girls 'got to go' to a music recital and we're stuck watching Vols baseball. this sucks.























*model depicted may have more hair than real life Jackcrevol

 

[BruisedOrange]

This is gonna be a great conversation for "those just looking for recruiting news" to stumble on....

That was me.

I'm left to conclude that recruiting has been crappy, and hopes for the future are down the drain.
What I'm not sure of now is if next time I'll check this thread before or after I eat.

But definitely no chocolate pudding tonight.

 

[delfonic]

"Ruining waffle house" is like "ruining the state of Alabama".

The sentence does not compute.

But no doubt more blood will be spilled over both places.

Take it back.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Jackcrevol]

One of the few times I'm glad I don't have a wife.

one of them? what about when you take a#2, and she isnt there wanting to talk.