Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Rishvol]

Something about middle school sized park

 

[Weezer]

Feels like they should be patient if they're a lineman. We aren't exactly bringing in a slew of 5* OL to push them out either (yet).

Surely OL understand how developmental the position is...?

Maybe, but I'm not sure Perry ever sees the field, and whatever happened with the Lampley kid? Has he seen ANY game snaps?

 

[Weezer]

@Behr

Are you suggesting Behr is a "waffle stomper"?

 

[VOLSONLY]

Which one of you rednecks is this?

And on a completely unrelated note, we're gonna Waffle Stomp bama this year

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@Jackcrevol imo

 

[Devo182]

@Jackcrevol imo

Probably came out right after he drove over her furniture in the driveway.

Such a redneck

 

[Weezer]

@Jackcrevol imo

Definitely not @Glitch . He loves his wife's waffle stomping.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I support peeing in the shower, but not pooping.

That’s a different whole level why you divorce someone, just put in the papers you’ll supply the TP for at least.

 

[VOLSONLY]

Probably came out right after he drove over her furniture in the driveway.

Such a redneck

Yep, she probably said I’ll crap down his shower drain just for that.

 

[Weezer]

That’s a different whole level why you divorce someone, just put in the papers you’ll supply the TP for at least.

I gag picking up dog poop. I couldn't handle the idea of someone stomping poop down the shower drain.

 

[Glitch]

I hope you just mean a few extra wings on your plate.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I gag picking up dog poop. I couldn't handle the idea of someone stomping poop down the shower drain.

I’d move out of the house. Sounds like a fetish Which you probably are familiar with. No judgement here.

 

[Glitch]

Which one of you rednecks is this?

And on a completely unrelated note, we're gonna Waffle Stomp bama this year

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Andy Bowser enters the chat....

 

[Glitch]

Definitely not @Glitch . He loves his wife's waffle stomping.

My wife cleans for a living. This is not in her DNA.

 

[Glitch]

Yep, she probably said I’ll crap down his shower drain just for that.

I think she meant a little something different when she said that.

 

[Weezer]

I’d move out of the house. Sounds like a fetish Which you probably are familiar with. No judgement here.

I'm okay with some fetishes, but not that one.

Not that I'm judging.

 

[Pridedad]

I'm okay with some fetishes, but not that one.

Not that I'm judging.

List of @Weezer approved fetishes forth coming later.

 

[Weezer]

My wife cleans for a living. This is not in her DNA.

How many guys in the VN RF will check their drains tonight?

 

[Weezer]

List of @Weezer approved fetishes forth coming later.

This one time, at band camp....

 

[VOLSONLY]

A waffle stomper

 

[Glitch]

How many guys in the VN RF will check their drains tonight?

If you are truly worried that your wife might be pooping down your shower drain, you have larger problems than you may realize.

 

[SpringBokVol]

Which one of you rednecks is this?

And on a completely unrelated note, we're gonna Waffle Stomp bama this year

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Dude. That’s a deal breaker.

But I am glad it brought us waffle stomp

 

[VOLSONLY]

How many guys in the VN RF will check their drains tonight?

We’ll have to have a roll call later, got any drain sniffers

 

[Glitch]

This one time, at band camp....

Wait, I thought you played the tuba?

Oh no...

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I'm okay with some fetishes, but not that one.

Not that I'm judging.

A perfect example of a pole that needs to be started to see how many of these fine folks find that acceptable. Now, who could we find that’s good about starting a pole ?

 

[ACvol3]

I have none. I would do anything for my wife that aligns with our faith. She would never ask me to violate that but she knows that I deny her nothing up to and including my life.