Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Jackcrevol]

Next time say hi, sheesh. Am I supposed to leave him in the car… like some sociopath.

man i wish that monkey guy did post on here. if I had a monkey on my shoulder Id wear an eyepatch everyday.

 

[Batman1948]

My buddy and I drove to Walmart in NSB FL to get contacts.

While waiting, a man, in shorts, pulled up on pant leg and dropped a poo into the floor. It mustve been so good, he did it again.

You guys need to find another place to shop

 

[UTProf]

Next time say hi, sheesh. Am I supposed to leave him in the car… like some sociopath.

You have a point. They are 98 percent human. And sorry I didn't say hello!

 

[Glitch]

Lot's of good things going on at Wal-Mart today. I think I'll go pick up a few things and see what I can see.

 

[Devo182]

Bout to finally get in our annual snowboarding trip post-covid...

Been brushing up on the bigguns (far bigger than what we have on the East Coast)...anyone ever been to this place? Corbet's Couloir - Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Apparently a legendary drop-in...looks insane and video doesn't do it justice...

 

[volbeast33]

My buddy and I drove to Walmart in NSB FL to get contacts.

While waiting, a man, in shorts, pulled up on pant leg and dropped a poo into the floor. It mustve been so good, he did it again.

My aunt use to work at Wal Mart and had some good stories…. One time an Asian woman and her husband returned condoms…. The wife was saying….. too big, too big for him….. another time a group home brought some young people to wal mart and one of them was caught with his pants around his ankles masturbating to the shampoo girl on the tv.

 

[Nuctech777]

Do you know anything about the *******lan mafia?

Yes, everything……….but explain it to me like I don’t

 

[Glitch]

My aunt use to work at Wal Mart and had some good stories…. One time an Asian woman and her husband returned condoms…. The wife was saying….. too big, too big for him….. another time a group home brought some young people to wal mart and one of them was caught with his pants around his ankles masturbating to the shampoo girl on the tv.

Just a normal Tuesday afternoon at the Wal-Marts.

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Good Friday news, Heather Harrington is leaving the WNML.

 

[Glitch]

 

[Devo182]

Yes, everything……….but explain it to me like I don’t

Google the Cuntrera-Caruana clan.

They've been around Caracas for ages.

 

[reVOLution33]

Good Friday news, Heather Harrington is leaving the WNML.

Really? Where is she going?

 

[bigorange]

Really? Where is she going?

Bone to bone with da’rick per sources.

 

[engineerVOL]

Bone to bone with da’rick per sources.

*Markeith Ambles

 

[Pridedad]

I just saw a 350 pound man with literal boobs and a beard wearing a dress at Whole Foods.

Regular short dark hair up front and bleached mid back length mullet in the back

I’m not really sure what just happened

If you did not get a picture it didn't happen

 

[bigorange]

*Markeith Ambles
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Well, poop.

I’ll be here if anyone needs me.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

My aunt use to work at Wal Mart and had some good stories…. One time an Asian woman and her husband returned condoms…. The wife was saying….. too big, too big for him….. another time a group home brought some young people to wal mart and one of them was caught with his pants around his ankles masturbating to the shampoo girl on the tv.

No married man should ever have to wear a condom.

 

[Weezer]

Good Friday news, Heather Harrington is leaving the WNML.

Steal Ron Slay from the Nashville market.

 

[Batman1948]

My aunt use to work at Wal Mart and had some good stories…. One time an Asian woman and her husband returned condoms…. The wife was saying….. too big, too big for him….. another time a group home brought some young people to wal mart and one of them was caught with his pants around his ankles masturbating to the shampoo girl on the tv.

Where the hell are these WalMarts------in the boonies

 

[Glitch]

Where the hell are these WalMarts------in the boonies

Alabama, IMO.

 

[DarthVol1]

My buddy and I drove to Walmart in NSB FL to get contacts.

While waiting, a man, in shorts, pulled up on pant leg and dropped a poo into the floor. It mustve been so good, he did it again.

In my younger years, circa 1984, my first job was working as a stock clerk at Wal-Mart. But that really meant you did anything a manager told you to do. That included cleaning bathrooms. I can assure you there is no nastier place on earth than a WOMEN'S bathroom at Wally World. Provided me proper motivation to get edumucated.

 

[Jackcrevol]

In my younger years, circa 1984, my first job was working as a stock clerk at Wal-Mart. But that really meant you did anything a manager told you to do. That included cleaning bathrooms. I can assure you there is no nastier place on earth than a WOMEN'S bathroom at Wally World. Provided proper motivation to get edumucated.

talked to a SCSO once about Walmart bathrooms. (she brought it up).

she said there are assaults there almost weekly. you wouldnt believe what goes unreported, ergo un prosecuted at Walmart. sickening

 

[TheRain]

Bucket List...

 

[Jackcrevol]

Bucket List...

more people are killed by hihopanonymouses every year than tigers.

fun fact: hacienda napoli was a zoo at home of pablo escobar. his rhinos and hippos are now all over columbia.

 

[Jackcrevol]

You have a point. They are 98 percent human. And sorry I didn't say hello!

you know how all that went down huh?

answer: God had a plan. One that has evolved over time