Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Ulysees E. McGill]

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[thomaseusin]

Anyone here have UT Chem professor Dr. Adcock? He was a transvestite. Really.

Also had a Dr Roth for Plasma Engineering that was arrested by FBI for divulging sensitive information to Chinese and Iranian nationals. Crazy times.

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

Anyone here have UT Chem professor Dr. Adcock? He was a transvestite. Really.

After looking it up, a more apt name would’ve been Dr. Lescock

 

[just1oftheVols]

Not UT news but I remember Blackburn’s name coming up in some AD searches. He did something to eliminate himself from consideration but unfortunately I don’t recall.

Blackburn named director of operations for ETSU football

 

[tnhunter 10]

Just finished Ozark Season 4 Part 1. Wow

I've not started season 4 yet. I need to

 

[Weezer]

This Jackass Forever promo made me laugh. These guys are nuts.

 

[GiggerVol]

After looking it up, a more apt name would’ve been Dr. Lescock

Ordered and sold medical equipment years ago and had a fellow who raised sheep come in one day and had me order him a battery operated penis pump. His name was Richard N. Hand. What's even funnier is he came back in a month or two later and had me order him a 2nd one. I asked him if there was a problem with the first one and he said, "no, it works great. I just need another one to keep out at the barn."

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

Ordered and sold medical equipment years ago and had a fellow who raised sheep come in one day and had me order him a battery operated penis pump. His name was Richard N. Hand. What's even funnier is he came back in a month or two later and had me order him a 2nd one. I asked him if there was a problem with the first one and he said, "no, it works great. I just need another one to keep out at the barn."

I feel baaaaaaaad for those animals.

 

[Weezer]

Ordered and sold medical equipment years ago and had a fellow who raised sheep come in one day and had me order him a battery operated penis pump. His name was Richard N. Hand. What's even funnier is he came back in a month or two later and had me order him a 2nd one. I asked him if there was a problem with the first one and he said, "no, it works great. I just need another one to keep out at the barn."

@Jackcrevol is reading this thinking, "Wait. They make battery operated ones??"

 

[nicksjuzunk]

I forgot about this. Y'all remember this?

That’s great, but if that’s how they test the vertical nowadays, things have changed.

When I tested there was not even a drop step, this is no holds barred jumping

 

[Weezer]

The new Applebee's commercial uses the theme song from Cheers.

Sacrilege!

@utvols88 needs to set his people straight.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

I’d like to beat them first before I talk too much $hįY about them.

 

[VFLPastor]

 

[nicksjuzunk]

HTB trash can never dies

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
— Albert Camus

We have been in the Winter of Tennessee Football…anyone ready for the Summer of Tennessee football?
15-0

 

[BucVol98]

Maybe, but to me, 2 point conversions are not really playing football. It would almost be like kicking 45 yard field goals until someone misses one.

Both offenses start at the 20 in college for a few possessions

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
J.R.R. Tolkien

 

[GiggerVol]

Ordered and sold medical equipment years ago and had a fellow who raised sheep come in one day and had me order him a battery operated penis pump. His name was Richard N. Hand. What's even funnier is he came back in a month or two later and had me order him a 2nd one. I asked him if there was a problem with the first one and he said, "no, it works great. I just need another one to keep out at the barn."

I also had a substitute teacher around my junior year of hs come in one morning to algebra class and introduced himself as Mr. Seymor Bush. The whole class, including the females cracked up laughing. The poor guy got redfaced and then gave us our assignment to quietly work on some problems. Needless to say, we spent the class trying to hold in our snickering and asking to go to the bathroom.

 

[Leeleesteeth]

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
J.R.R. Tolkien

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son. Dean Wormer, Faber College.

 

[Jackcrevol]

@Jackcrevol is reading this thinking, "Wait. They make battery operated ones??"

your mom likes the ones with pull starter

 

[SugarCC]

When comes to production, Travis “everybody’s daddy” Henry was one that came to mind.

My favorite RB that ever played in Knoxville.

 

[tnhunter 10]

According to an article that Swain just quoted that from the 2019-2020 season that 47% of transfer portal kids from P5 schools did not land at another P5 program. Also quoted an assistant coach said every school is tampering. Only way to survive.

 

[EdEcEko77]

Price said on the pod today that we’re gonna make North Carolina more of a priority. Helps that we just got Billy High from UNC, but that Jerry Mack has been making inroads and that Mike Eckeler knows the area from past stops as well.

Should also help that UNC had a down year and might not be becoming the ACC power some thought.

 

[BigOrangeVols]

Not UT news but I remember Blackburn’s name coming up in some AD searches. He did something to eliminate himself from consideration but unfortunately I don’t recall.

Blackburn named director of operations for ETSU football

I think it was Bev that didn't want him.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Price said on the pod today that we’re gonna make North Carolina more of a priority. Helps that we just got Billy High from UNC, but that Jerry Mack has been making inroads and that Mike Eckeler knows the area from past stops as well.

Should also help that UNC had a down year and might not be becoming the ACC power some thought.

We've got to be able to sell our offense, and, more importantly - dat defense. If morans in this state dont want to help, who gives a crap where they're from?

Go get four EB's, a few Monterio's, and maybe a Mahelona or Mapu.