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Something else just struck me funny. Dude in the ff lived in Vegas for a couple of years. That makes him an expert on college football betting.

I lived in Tennessee 34 years and don't know crap about the Grand Ole Opery.
 
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Behr said:
Something else just struck me funny. Dude in the ff lived in Vegas for a couple of years. That makes him an expert on college football betting.

I lived in Tennessee 34 years and don't know crap about the Grand Ole Opery.
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I saw a fish once at an aquarium. Therefore, it’s reasonable to assume I’m a marine biologist.
 
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Lol...here's the post in full. What a Mook.

"Exactly. Having lived in Vegas a few years the actual oddsmakers have well kept personal algorithms. They set the line then let it float as the money flows from one side to the other. The best kept secret in Vegas? If you're a whale type bettor you can ask for or pay for more points one way or the other and often get them."
 
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Behr said:
@The Ron Mexico could be a Vegas betting expert because as a marine biologist he knows about whales.
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Honestly, I hate to admit this, but as a self proclaimed marine biologist, whales have addictive personality disorder. It doesn’t surprise me that they gamble their life away in Vegas. Meanwhile, the mama whale is at home looking at pics of Shamu on Instagram wondering what might’ve been if only she had insisted on birth control the first time she was intimate with the dead beat that is now her whale husband. But no…now there’s three whiny whales that want to eat, dad’s not around and she’s stuck at home swapping out Sponge Bob DVDs on the daily. And dad whale is drunk at a casino embarrassed to go home because the f***ing Dolphins couldn’t cover 6 damn points against the Vikings.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Honestly, I hate to admit this, but as a self proclaimed marine biologist, whales have addictive personality disorder. It doesn’t surprise me that they gamble their life away in Vegas. Meanwhile, the mama whale is at home looking at pics of Shamu on Instagram wondering what might’ve been if only she had insisted on birth control the first time she was intimate with the dead beat that is now her whale husband. But no…now there’s three whiny whales that want to eat, dad’s not around and she’s stuck at home swapping out Sponge Bob DVDs on the daily. And dad whale is drunk at a casino embarrassed to go home because the f***ing Dolphins couldn’t cover 6 damn points against the Vikings.
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Epic
 
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tArKY7c_
 
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So, IPOrange is like IP?

All this time I thought OWB was IP.

I loved me some OWB.

This explains so much.
 
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