Why Mustard?

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Because it helps with cramps. Mustard for Cramps: Is It Helpful?

My hypothesis is that the fan who tossed the mustard bottle was just trying to be helpful. Water and mustard would get those Ole Miss players back on their feet!

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Because Ketchup sucks!!

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

Kiffin's new nickname will always be Mustard in my book.

 

[dobre_shunka]

Kiffin's a hot dog

 

[jaxvol]

Nothing hides liquor better than a mustard bottle. When I was a student I knew a girl who used an empty shampoo bottle for Jack.

 

[screenthis]

Because it's 'lower fat' than mayonnaise.

 

[jaybird_1981]

Nothing hides liquor better than a mustard bottle. When I was a student I knew a girl who used an empty shampoo bottle for Jack.

She brought a shampoo bottle to the games?

 

[PC Jr.]

Because it helps with cramps. Mustard for Cramps: Is It Helpful?

My hypothesis is that the fan who tossed the mustard bottle was just trying to be helpful. Water and mustard would get those Ole Miss players back on their feet!

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I’ll explain this one more time, the mustard container was used as a clever way to bring in booze. Please stop asking why mustard.

 

[PC Jr.]

Nothing hides liquor better than a mustard bottle. When I was a student I knew a girl who used an empty shampoo bottle for Jack.

Yes!! Exactly. I’ve seen even better creative tactics employed, but I won’t expose them out of respect for those currently “fighting the man” to get their drink of choice smuggled into the game.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I’ll explain this one more time, the mustard container was used as a clever way to bring in booze. Please stop asking why mustard.

Go jump in the quarry, you grump.

 

[1TheCoach1]

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[jeff1vol]

I swear to goodness, my doctor JUST told me this yesterday with the "Mustard and cramps" thing!! And we weren't even talking about the football game!! Crazy! BTW... if they are gonna put liquor in the mustard container, it's best to remove the mustard first. Just sayin'. Looks like mustard all over the cap, etc.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I swear to goodness, my doctor JUST told me this yesterday with the "Mustard and cramps" thing!! And we weren't even talking about the football game!! Crazy! BTW... if they are gonna put liquor in the mustard container, it's best to remove the mustard first. Just sayin'. Looks like mustard all over the cap, etc.

It’s been discussed recently among an ultrarunning group I’m in, and I thought it would be fun to pass along the insider info. I’ve never tried it, but several well seasoned runners swear by it and carry a mustard packet or two when they go long.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Nothing hides liquor better than a mustard bottle. When I was a student I knew a girl who used an empty shampoo bottle for Jack.

Shampoo bottle? That is different. Why not airplane bottles or flask?

 

[vollygirl]

Kiffin's a hot dog

He's a weenie.

 

[Hunerwadel]

You throw what's available. Not everyone happens to have a golfball in their pocket.

 

[Majors]

Because Ketchup sucks!!

two types of people. Ketchup was made for fries only - best answer. Or to ruin hamburgers and hotdogs.

 

[njvols]

Because Ketchup sucks!!

MAYO doesn't like being left out of the equation...

 

[Boca Vol]

Nothing hides liquor better than a mustard bottle. When I was a student I knew a girl who used an empty shampoo bottle for Jack.

Back in the 90's I would bring in the Jack in these. I found an old Bushnell binocular case to make it look legit.

 

[Jax_Vol]

I've already placed my order for the Vanderbilt game

 

[Behr]

I’ll explain this one more time, the mustard container was used as a clever way to bring in booze. Please stop asking why mustard.

 

[Boca Vol]

I've already placed my order for the Vanderbilt game

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Have you practiced your, "Pah-dun me. Have you any Grey Poupon?"

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Oh, give me mustard, mustard, mustard.
That's why heart is busted;
Cause my hot dog got no mustard.

Either that, or it was a subtle way of a Vols fan saying, "OM are retards."

 

[General Jack]

Mustard is great with a corn dog. Who let the LSU fan into Neyland?

 

[The Original Fade]

Nothing hides liquor better than a mustard bottle. When I was a student I knew a girl who used an empty shampoo bottle for Jack.

Because no one would bat an eye over a girl drinking something from a shampoo bottle. It’s perfectly normal, raises no suspicions.