Why Mustard?

[PC Jr.]

And you don’t think a full bottle of mustard…that sloshes…in someone’s purse or pocket would raise suspicion?

No.

 

[A2K]

Kiffin's new nickname will always be Mustard in my book.

just gonna add...mustard boy......make it trend...lol

 

[jaxvol]

Because no one would bat an eye over a girl drinking something from a shampoo bottle. It’s perfectly normal, raises no suspicions.

You pour it in your coke….

 

[CAVPUT]

Because it helps with cramps. Mustard for Cramps: Is It Helpful?

My hypothesis is that the fan who tossed the mustard bottle was just trying to be helpful. Water and mustard would get those Ole Miss players back on their feet!

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Easier to get in than a flask?

 

[knoxchief]

Kiffin's a hot dog

No. Just a big weiner!

 

[VolinDalton]

Because French's mustard has more airspeed velocity than an unladen swallow (African, not European) when thrown, thus making it a perfect projectile for long distances.

 

[VolPack22]

Should’ve thrown some tampons and vagisil.