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#876
#876
Behr's Classic Homestyle Chili Recipe

Step 1:
Gather up any change you can find in between couch cushions, hidden under car seats, etc. If necessary, break yer favorite Rosie O'Donnell piggy bank to locate extra funds.

Step 2:
Get in yer jalopy and start up the engine.

Step 3:
Turn on AC full blast cuz dis chili gon be good n hot.

Step 4:
Stop at the nearest gas station and use some of the extra change u found to get a 40oz can of Red Dog beer.

Step 5:
Get back in car and enter "nearest Wendy's restaurant" in yer Jitterbug phone GPS.

Step 6:
Pull into Wendy's drive thru.

Step 7:
Order Biggie size of chili and loaded baked potato.

Step 8:
Offer drive thru worker a sip of yer Red Dog beer.

Step 9:
Pay for chili & baked potato with couch cushion change.

Step 10:
Drive back home and put baked potato in microwave for at least 2-3 years on high power because it's most likely undercooked.

Step 11:
Get nekkid.

Step 12:
Enjoy.
 
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Souce said:
Behr's Classic Homestyle Chili Recipe

Step 1:
Gather up any change you can find in between couch cushions, hidden under car seats, etc. If necessary, break yer favorite Rosie O'Donnell piggy bank to locate extra funds.

Step 2:
Get in yer jalopy and start up the engine.

Step 3:
Turn on AC full blast cuz dis chili gon be good n hot.

Step 4:
Stop at the nearest gas station and use some of the extra change u found to get a 40oz can of Red Dog beer.

Step 5:
Get back in car and enter "nearest Wendy's restaurant" in yer Jitterbug phone GPS.

Step 6:
Pull into Wendy's drive thru.

Step 7:
Order Biggie size of chili and loaded baked potato.

Step 8:
Offer drive thru worker a sip of yer Red Dog beer.

Step 9:
Pay for chili & baked potato with couch cushion change.

Step 10:
Drive back home and put baked potato in microwave for at least 2-3 years on high power because it's most likely undercooked.

Step 11:
Get nekkid.

Step 12:
Enjoy.
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#886
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The Ron Mexico said:
I think we should reuse all the old game threads. That would make it easier to go back and see all the dumb stuff we’ve said over the years.
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This is the one thing I told Barrett I’d do before he passed. And while I normally disagree. Edit: I say so much dumb stuff I don’t necessarily want to relive it. This will be my memorial bump every year.
 
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