Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[C1500]

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

 

[Orangeslice13]

How many bama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he has 43 National titles in bulb changing

 

[C1500]

Here is one I got told a long time ago.

Did you know pigeons die when they have sex?
At least the one I had sex with did.

 

[CubsFanTN]

wtf

 

[Behr]

 

[Orangeslice13]

Why do scuba divers fall back to get in the water?
If they feel forward they’d still be in the boat.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the swimming pool?
He wanted to be a watermelon!

 

[Orangeslice13]

The baby tomato kept falling behind, Finally the father tomato turned around and stomped on the baby tomato and said “catch up”

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What's 12 inches long and can make 100,000 people moan and groan?

A Jeremy Pruitt coached team offensive play

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What does the woman say on her wedding night if the lovin' is good?

Here comes the bride

 

[Orangeslice13]

What's 12 inches long and can make 100,000 people moan and groan?

A Jeremy Pruitt coached team offensive play

What’s 12 inches long and hangs in front of an *******?
Nick Sabans tie

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What's 3-4 inches long and in you spouse's mouth?

A tongue

 

[Behr]

What's 3-4 inches long and in you spouse's mouth?

A tongue

I heard a similar one about TFG and souce.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Why did the three wise men have ashes on their feet?

They came from afar.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

What do Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common?





Kids pants half off.

 

[Behr]

What is black and has 8 legs?


The Jackson 4.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

 

[Behr]

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Wilma Flintstone looked at Fred naked and asked what is that between your legs?

Fred replied that is my stone!

Fred looked at Wilma naked and asked what is that between your legs?

Wilma replied that is my stone grinder!

Fred said hey if we combine these two things we can make Pebbles!

 

[VolInNorthCack]

What does an Alabama cheerleader say after sex?

"Could you hand me my cigarettes daddy?"

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Gross!

 

[Behr]

Gross!

At least he's moved on from beastiality.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What do you call a 16 year old Alabama girl that can outrun her brother?

A virgin

 

[VolInNorthCack]

At least he's moved on from beastiality.