Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[VolsDoc81TX]

Texas is like a goofy over grown little brother to Tennessee. They always talk about how proud and independent they are until someone reminds them that if it weren't for some "Good Ole Boys" from Tennessee they would be considered Northern Mexico.......REMEMBER THE ALAMO....yea we remember.

That describes most of my days.
However, it is way too easy. No matter what I tell a longhorn fan, I say it with such conviction that they just crumple in defeat.

I have many convinced that graduates of Tennessee fought in The Alamo.
Also that more Tennesseans fought for Texas’ freedom than native Texans.

Maybe I should run for Congress in Texas...they will believe anything

 

[Rishvol]

That describes most of my days.
However, it is way too easy. No matter what I tell a longhorn fan, I say it with such conviction that they just crumple in defeat.

I have many convinced that graduates of Tennessee fought in The Alamo.
Also that more Tennesseans fought for Texas’ freedom than native Texans.

Maybe I should run for Congress in Texas...they will believe anything

Wear the Power T... They'll never know

 

[Glitch]

@Ulysees E. McGill did you ever go to the Grand Tetons in your excursions out west?

 

[yourstruly23]

‘The Varsity’ to be torn down after 56 years in the Classic City

WTF!! I hate this world...

 

[peaygolf]

Who’s the guy with the Southlake Carroll Dragons hoodie? I don’t recognize him...

 

[drvenner]

Epic!! Classic Peyton, LOL.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I've done it both ways, and then up to Breck at over 10k. No acclimating makes sleeping most uncomfortable. Waking up gasping for air is no bueno.

The MASSIVE headache that nothing can relieve is the worst part to me.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Do they sell motorboats there?

 

[m1al]

This whole gas thing has got me bummed

This whole gas thing....... stinks..

Missed your chance..

 

[m1al]

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Is she in the portal? We need LBs, sign her up..

 

[RikidyBones]

 

[drvenner]

Accused of sexual harassment before ever being hired, nice.

Dude, I was talking about the song. Not sure what you are referring to.

 

[Weezer]

Dude, I was talking about the song. Not sure what you are referring to.

Sure, women in yoga pants never crossed your mind....

 

[drvenner]

I see what you did there.. The Big Titty mountains are my favorites..

Tig ole Bitties.

 

[drvenner]

This whole gas thing....... stinks..

Missed your chance..

Stinks and blows, amirite?

 

[drvenner]

Sure, women in yoga pants never crossed your mind....

What are these yoga pants you speak of?

 

[peaygolf]

I told my wife last night she drew her eyebrows too high.





She looked surprised!

 

[Weezer]

What are these yoga pants you speak of?

Temptation. The devil outdid himself on that one.

 

[Weezer]

I told my wife last night she drew her eyebrows too high.





She looked surprised!

You know what this joke has in common with German sausage?

It's the wurst.

 

[peaygolf]

You know what this joke has in common with German sausage?

It's the wurst.

 

[peaygolf]

Or just maybe the bumper sticker in Virginia has to do with the old proposed natural gas Atlantic Coast pipeline via fracking that was a big deal up there and zero to do with an already existing pipeline for gasoline?

The pipeline plans were eventually canceled in 2020, in large part due to citizen pushback in Virginia and West Virginia. About the same time Bernie was defeated. Woman needs to update them stickers

The "Blue Chip - Knoxville" Pipeline has been hacked as well. Reconstruction time is TBD............

 

[engineerVOL]

@engineerVOL
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[drvenner]

I told my wife last night she drew her eyebrows too high.





She looked surprised!

You're lucky that is all she did.

 

[Glitch]

NO PIPELINE.... as I fill my car with fuel from a pipeline.

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I cannot believe people this dumb make it to adulthood, but we have millions just like this.

If people were forced to live by the rules they want to impose on others, there would probably be a lot less people like this in the world.


Station Attendant - "I'm sorry but our gasoline products were transported through a pipeline and you are against pipelines. I'm afraid you are not allowed to fuel you vehicle at this gas station."

Anti-Pipeline SUV Driver - "Well that is fine by me. I don't want your pipeline gas anyway, Gaia hater! Now, direct me to the nearest gasoline station with non-pipeline transported fuel so I can drive my kid to his therapist appointment."

Station Attendant - "I'm sorry, ma'am. Every station in town gets their fuel through a pipeline in one way or another. You are not allowed to buy gasoline anymore. I'm very sorry."

Anti-Pipeline SUV Driver - "All gasoline travels through a pipeline at one time or another?"

Station Attendant - "Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry."

Anti-Pipeline SUV Driver - "May I purchase something to remove several bumper stickers from my vehicle. I believe I have changed my position on pipelines. Yay pipelines!"

 

[Newman]