Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Glitch]

While siteseeing today...

Icelandic Man: Are you missing a handy?
Me: Um...pardon?
Man: A black handy?
Me: *blink*
Man: A handy?!?
Me: *blink* *shuffle uncomfortably*
Man: A cell phone?
Me: Ah...*relieved*...no, sorry.

Sir! This is a Wendy's!

 

[Glitch]

Heather said that ubben is really high on Milton and thinks he starts

@David Ubben has been dipping into the laced cigarettes that he sells to the elementary school kids?

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Does gas go bad? Asking for a friend.

The detergents do.

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

I’m not saying I don’t believe your source lol.. sorry it sounded like it

Lol. No worries here man. Just being a smart a***. And it’s on overload with this dumb extended tax due date. Thanks government for extending my busy season...

 

[captainfalcon777]

Texas is a pretty great state ngl

Especially Austin and the surrounding hill country

 

[butchna]

@David Ubben has been dipping into the laced cigarettes that he sells to the elementary school kids?

Mild additives...for flavor.

 

[Devo182]

Lol. No worries here man. Just being a smart a***. And it’s on overload with this dumb extended tax due date. Thanks government for extending my busy season...

Brutal, but your half-day Fridays and absurd PTO build up will be here before ya know it. As awful as some of the year is, Summers sorta make up for it in the firm world.

 

[Catbone]

Especially Austin and the surrounding hill country

Yeah nah you can keep your hairy legged women over there

 

[VolByLaw]

I can't imagine a Pruitt assistant doing this.

 

[Billy Antrim]

Does gas go bad? Asking for a friend.

Light ends (butane) tends to evaporate in warm weather. Makes starting your engine harder in cold weather. So use it all this summer.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I believe the issue is simply changing demographics. People are just living longer and we are having fewer children (immigrant influxes or payroll taxes on automation could potentially help offset some of this).

One of the 2 inputs must change, either more goes into the system so all of us future 61-65 year olds can use it for 20+ years (not 5-10 years like in the past) OR we have to adjust the "retirement age" to match our longer longevity.

That simple. Social Security was never built or modeled to fund 20-30 year retirements on the regular, because that just didn't happen back then. There's also a 3rd option in gradually decreased payout percentages, but the AARP voter bloc unlikely ever lets this pass...and I can't really blame em.

Automation is the devil

 

[nicksjuzunk]

I can't imagine a Pruitt assistant doing this.

Pruitt’s playlist…

“Sweet home Alabama”
“Party in the U-S-A”
“Money”
Anything from Hanson

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Pruitt’s playlist…

“Sweet home Alabama”
“Party in the U-S-A”
“Money”
Anything from Hanson

You left out Redneck Yacht Club

 

[hooperj75]

Pruitt’s playlist…

“Sweet home Alabama”
“Party in the U-S-A”
“Money”
Anything from Hanson

No Nickleback?????

 

[drvenner]

This whole gas thing has got me bummed

 

[butchna]

Pruitt’s playlist…

“Sweet home Alabama”
“Party in the U-S-A”
“Money”
Anything from Hanson

You play Mmmbop backwards and you find out that Satan is actually a pretty nice guy...and a helluva cook!

 

[Vols4us]

Ubben knows nothing just like the majority of reporters covering football. Milton has not had a single practice at UT. Ubben is selling subscriptions and has to say something.

One of Pennington's negas.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I just noticed that I am one post away from 1100. I missed my chance on number 1000 to make some type of profound and up lifting post but not with this milestone no siree not this time. I'll come up with a real game changer and it will make.......... wait ....this is it....I've done it again.....I've shamed myself yet once again........back to the corner and my Crayons and maybe a extra SKITTLE or TWO alas this is my folly only medication can help now......Naah I'll just try and do better next time...carry on. Anybody seen my blue...never mind....found it.

Souce, is this you? If it is buddy, we’ve been taking donations of skittles and have almost met our goal.

 

[drvenner]

I believe I was the first to say that I heard a rumor that he was going to transfer.. just sayin

So you are saying YOU had insider information!!!!??????

 

[Buddy’s Bandit]

You left out Redneck Yacht Club

And Broccoli by DRAM

 

[drvenner]

One of Pennington's negas.

I think Pennington is worse than Adams and that is saying something.

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

Brutal, but your half-day Fridays and absurd PTO build up will be here before ya know it. As awful as some of the year is, Summers sorta make up for it in the firm world.

True. I own my own practice now so I don’t plan to work any more Friday’s for the rest of the year. Just have to get through a few more days...

 

[drvenner]

I hope they serve Jimmy’s Egg-drop String Chicken Gumbo to HT and he sharts in a trash can in Saban’s office.

Not the most pleasant mental image I have had presented today.

 

[drvenner]

Vol Nation. Today is a great day as I just found out I was selected for promotion to Master Sergeant! Go Vols!

Congrats!! Are you Army? If yes, E-8 is very noteworthy.

 

[Volnatic]

Never made ribs before, and yes this is gas...but my wife was impressed, and they tasted better than anything else I’ve ever grilled.