So needing food he chose sugar free? He chose his own horrible destiny.
I had a similar experience taking part I of the medical boards. Two 8 hour days of testing. After day 1 lunch, an hour into the test, my lunch wanted out. I fought for 30 minutes. Answering 4 hours worth of questions in 90 minutes. I actually read every single question... I have never read that fast.
Ran to the front to turn in the test and also barely made it to the bathroom. The strain caused an internal hemorrhoid to bleed and I thought that I was dying cause the toilet water was blood red (small amount of blood makes a gallon water look scary

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The funny part was when I arrived to start day 2 of testing, I was immediately surrounded by a mob of medical students demanding that I share my secret of fast test taking. They would not believe that I had food poisoning. They thought that I was some kind of evil genius who had all the answers already
Genius maybe...evil? Depends on your viewpoint
