In my early 30s working for a restaurant known as “Roy Peppers porch” we had a bread known as flower pot bread. As the name implies it’s cooked in little flower pots. On my way to Nashville to a landscaping supply house to buy 1000 flower pots. Paying cash. The cash was sitting in the center console.
I’m pulled over for running the speed limit. Let that sink in. Not speeding....I look guilty for driving an expensive car and not speeding. Was asked about the cash. Told the truth. They didn’t believe me. Asked to search the car. I said no. I was removed from the car. While answering questions I was hit with a flashlight for being a smartasses. Apparently answering “yes” or “no” is smartass. I was struck 4 times. There’s a lot more but after 1-2 hours they finally decided they had nothing to charge me with. And let me go. They followed me all the way to the landscaping place and went in to make sure I safely bought the flower pots.
Keeping the world safe from a guy with no record, not even a speeding ticket.